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Lust4Life · 02-01-2007 01:05PM

No, I'd miss having draperies.

Did you see Michael Jackson has left Ireland and is now staying in Vegas?

spacecoyote · 02-01-2007 01:11PM

No, i did not see that!!!

accidently poison any reindeer over the festive season?

Lust4Life · 02-01-2007 01:14PM

No, only myself with alcohol.

Did you have a good crimbo and NYE?

spacecoyote · 02-01-2007 01:28PM

fabulously excessive! Back to work today unfortunately

Was santa good to you?

Lust4Life · 02-01-2007 01:32PM

Yes, and I was good to Santa as well!:p

Why does coffee still sound like a bad idea today?

Matt Holck · 02-01-2007 02:02PM

I have no milk

no, 1%, half, or whole fat?

Dutchology · 02-01-2007 02:04PM

Lard

Why can't I find the ink cartridge I just put in the printer 5 minutes ago?!

Lust4Life · 02-01-2007 02:05PM

I can lend you some 2%.
But now I see we're out of paper coffee filters.

Where's that wire coffee filter anyway?

Matt Holck · 02-01-2007 02:08PM

over the clean dishes

do you think I can do with out?

Lust4Life · 02-01-2007 02:12PM

Hey! Matt, it was just where you said it would be!
And yes, you can.

Where has our Dear Boneless been hiding these days?

Dutchology · 02-01-2007 02:16PM

Boneless ran off with my ink cartridge! So that's where it went!

Why are the lumps of egg in the egg mayo on my salad sandwich so big and chunky....?

Kojak · 02-01-2007 02:22PM

A: because Gary Glitter was prodding at it.

Q: Do you love Gary Glitter??

Dutchology · 02-01-2007 02:28PM

I hate glitter... It sticks to your face when you write cards. I have a friend called Gary, but I don't love him... simple answer... no.

Do you get glitter on your face when you write cards?

Kojak · 02-01-2007 02:39PM

A: No, but I see my last post was mis-understood.

Q: Would Marty Whelan make a good president of the NMA (National Midget Association)??

Matt Holck · 02-01-2007 03:03PM

everyone could give more

can you take it?

Kojak · 02-01-2007 07:23PM

A: Dear God, Nooooooo

Q: Who is history's greatest transvestite???????????

Lust4Life · 02-01-2007 07:26PM

My brother-in law! (That was his Christmas gift - a Cross-dresser kit!)

Wanna borrow his size 10 gold lame pumps and matching clutch bag?

Kojak · 02-01-2007 07:30PM

A: No thanks, although I suspect that boneless would like them

Q: Why is there a great big convoy rockin' through the night???

Lust4Life · 02-01-2007 07:32PM

I didn't think I was cranking my speakers that loud. Sorry.

But what's wrong with Temple of The Dog cranked full blast?

Kojak · 02-01-2007 07:38PM

A: Its gives the dogs the sh1ts

Q: Will you clean up the "doggie mess"??

Lust4Life · 02-01-2007 07:46PM

No way! It's your dog, it's your poo! That's why I have a cat!

Why am I sitting at my computer when the sun is shining so beautifully outside?

Kojak · 02-01-2007 07:50PM

A: Because you wish to see amp in the nude.

Q: How likely is that to happen???

Lust4Life · 02-01-2007 07:52PM

Well now there's something I haven't pondered but maybe should.

I dunno! What are the odds? Are mine better than yours?

Kojak · 02-01-2007 07:56PM

A: :eek: I don't want to see him naked.

Q: Will the apple dumpling gang ride again??

Lust4Life · 02-01-2007 08:02PM

only in your pants!

Will they fit?

Kojak · 02-01-2007 08:07PM

A: No, its full already

Q: Why do old people fart when they want to stand up/sit down????

Lust4Life · 02-01-2007 08:08PM

I think they become incontinent. And that doesn't mean they can't travel.

Are you sure it was just gas?

Kojak · 02-01-2007 08:14PM

Q+A: I sure hope so *Runs off to see if arm chair is covered in a brown substance* :eek: :eek:

Lust4Life · 02-01-2007 08:26PM

ROFFLES! Grandpa made a poo!

Will you give him a sponge bath?

Kojak · 02-01-2007 08:35PM

A: OK, but nothing below the equator

Q: Will you wash "below the equator"??

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