What is the meaning of life?

To have sex with as many beautiful women as possible.

Either that or eat cheese until you explode, whichever floats your boat

DamoElDiablo wrote:

Can't I do both?

Only if you have stopped having those impure thoughts about Ann Doyle

Life's just a blast, movin' really fast, you better stay on top or life'll kick ya in the ass

Life is a lesson, you learn it when you're through

^_^

Always look onnnnn the briiiight side of life

/whistles

Spanky-s wrote:

Always look onnnnn the briiiight side of life

/whistles

Boooo, that song is stuck in my head now :mad:

Ruu, you made me giggle!



The Meaning of Life = Mary Kate and Ashley.:p

Definitions of life on the Web:

* a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life"
* the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others"
* the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life"
* animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes"
* the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life"
* the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life"
* liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it"
* biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life
* the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life"
* a living person; "his heroism saved a life"
* living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life"
* a motive for living; "pottery was his life"
* the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon"
* life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa; half discovered, half wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America; well developed and open to
trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India; very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France; gently aging but still warm, and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain; with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia; lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia; very wide, and borders are now un-patrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran - ruled by a dick