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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Got merry and weepy with the lads and lasses in Fallons... nostalgia night!


    Is there a little man with a hammer in your head too?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Oh, he's trying to do some hammering for sure!







    Why did Hubby have to spill wine on the keyboard? (It's feckin' sticky!)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    That's what Hubbies are good at....:p


    Will I go to the pub again tonight?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Indeed you will! Sticky keys are so annoying!




    How can I write Feck iff the F sticks? Dammit!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Write ffeck and pretend you are of Norman ancestory.

    Will I wear the sexy aftershave or will I go au naturale?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Ladies always appreciate a bit of aftershave - if it is yummy.
    I go for the earthy scents myself. The citrus ones are just too foo foo.
    Oh, but OLd Spice brings back lovely memories for me! :)



    So did that help you decide?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Yes... Armani classic; hint of citrus there..

    Wish me luck???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Go get her, Tiger! Rawrrrrr!


    Feeling confident now?:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Not really.

    Q: what the fu*k does LEET mean?????????????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    LEET


    Are you that naive?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Apparently

    Q: Why is the mule smelling of sh1t??????????????????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Cuz you neglect him.



    Why do all the Neighbour Kids have to play in MY house? Grrrrr!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Because yours is the local "drop in centre".

    Q: Were you not told???????????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    apparently not!
    Neighbour lady = single mother of 7 kids = "Go out and play!" = "Let's go play with Lusty's son!" = Lusty's son doesn't like to play outside = 4 kids in my house all freakin' weekend!



    That's just bad maths isn't it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Terrible, but sooner you have to deal with the roaring and the screeching than me :D

    Q: Will you ring the local social worker for assistance???? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Nah. They're good kids. Just messy.



    Why oh why did I answer my phone?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: You were hoping it would be Arnold Schwartzenegger

    Q: Who was it really????????????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    An annoying "Friend" who talks forever!



    Would you believe she's still gabbing away?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Screen your calls...


    Can sparrows be Ninjas?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Indeed they can.

    Q. Have you never heard of natures deadliest killers?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Yes, they are called butterflies.

    Q: Are the butterflies going to invade France???????????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Maybe

    Would that really be a bad thing? :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    No. They invade Mexico every year in the Autumn and I hear it is beautiful!


    Why do all the people get sick in December?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    They ate too much turkey late November.


    Anyone know were you can get hats with lights under the brim for long dark winters (Like those featured in the old telly series Northern Exposure)?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    I have no idea what you are talking about!

    I hope taking all those drugs was worth the deteriation of your mental health?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    What drugs... ¬_¬

    Who told you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    i did...big brother is watching you!

    hows everyone today?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    "Everyone that counts" (aka me and a select few others) are fine.

    How art thou?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    soaked and not impressed....Donegal is crap!

    any one wana cheer me up?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    I'll cheer you up!
    /me points out that all is futile and you may as well just give up.

    Did I do good?


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