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  • #5882
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    In a 2.1 gigawatt generator.

    Can you sing me a song?


  • #5883
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: I suppose I could sing the prune song.

    Q: Would you be able to handle it???


  • #5884
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No, I can't sing (decently)

    Shall I sing indecently?


  • #5885
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    eh...no....

    shall I?


  • #5886
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Go ahead!

    Is it a funny or a sexy song?


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  • #5887
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: I don't know

    Q: are prunes sexy??


  • #5888
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    no.

    what song dya want?


  • #5889
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: the national anthem of North Vietnam.

    Q: Can you sing it ???


  • #5890
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No I only know the North Korean one.

    Shall I sing it?


  • #5891
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    THAT'S MY FAVOURITE!!!

    "Oh, com sangy dong...."

    Join in everyone!!!


    Have you ever been to North Korea?


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  • #5892
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Yes, please do.

    Q: Can you sing it with the local dialect???


  • #5893
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Yup!
    /me sings:
    I'm So Ronery
    I'm so ronery
    So ronery
    So ronery and sadry arone

    There's no one
    Just me onry
    Sitting on my rittle throne
    I work very hard and make up great prans
    But nobody ristens, no one understands
    Seems that no one takes me serirousry

    And so I'm ronery
    A little ronery
    Poor rittre me

    There's nobody
    I can rerate to
    Feer rike a bird in a cage
    It's kinda sihry
    But not rearry
    Because it's fihring my body with rage

    I work rearry hard and I'm physicarry fit
    But nobody here seems to rearize that
    When I rure the world maybe they'rr notice me
    But untir then I'rr just be ronery
    Rittre ronery, poor rittre me
    I'm so ronery
    I'm so ronery
    /me bows

    You riked? I mean liked?


  • #5894
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I just did... northside Pyongang.

    Have you ever eaten deep fried sparrow?


  • #5895
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    no but I almost had a deep fried mars bar

    you?


  • #5896
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Once, but it was accidental. ¬_¬

    Why do birds suddenly appear every time my deep fat frier is near?


  • #5897
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: They love the smell of supermacs

    Q: Would a faeces andwich be popular with giraffes????


  • #5898
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Yes. They are notorious for that.

    Is there a donkey in here?


  • #5899
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    no, it's just on of the chicks that forgot to shower..

    or is it?


  • #5900
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No, its the pleats!!! :D

    Were you impressed?


  • #5901
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Correct again Steve.

    Q. Who wants to tell him what he's won?


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  • #5902
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Not me.

    Q: Will Marty Whelan become the next President of Ohio???


  • #5903
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    No

    apples or bananas? (or grapes)


  • #5904
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    whatever fits best for you....

    is that what you meant?


  • #5905
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: I don't think that's what she meant.

    Q: Is Richie Kavanagh running for chairman of the ISPCC???


  • #5906
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    dunno

    isn't garry glitter running?


  • #5907
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    for his life maybe..

    are you?


  • #5908
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    no, I'm here to stay

    gonna stay with me or run off like a little girl?


  • #5909
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    il stay for the time being.

    you're not guna do anything to make me run off though are you?


  • #5910
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Would I do that?


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  • #5911
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    yes..

    dont you think so??


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