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  • #5852
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    cuz it's gooood

    wanna try??? ;)


  • #5853
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Not with H2TC I don't!!! :eek:

    Why does the monkey-man keep trying to touch my "bathing suit area"?


  • #5854
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    he's trying to what! he wants you...

    how many times to I have to say ?, the trunks d not go on your head!


  • #5855
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,970 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:
    A. I am told my lasting ability is second to none...

    Q. What have you heard?

    thats not too impressive from a second to none

    to leracks question....what with damo talking sh1te all the time it could be confusing as to where they go!

    enjoying married life?


  • #5856
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    But he;s not allowed to touch below the belt, so it the belt is on top of my head the monkey cannot touch me!

    Make sense?


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  • #5857
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    absolutely none.

    what time later?


  • #5858
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    perfect

    sounds like a date you were on recently?


  • #5859
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    I aint got no idea what you are on about...

    When was your last date?


  • #5860
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    a good while ago...

    donegal lads dont 'do' dates....except Damo!:D

    when was yours?


  • #5861
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Kinda friday...

    When was yours?

    (oh, and I kinda have to "date" as I don't drink and don't feel right trying to make a move on someone who's been drinking, so its the only option left!)


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  • #5862
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    i just told you...tsshh!:rolleyes:

    dont you listen?


  • #5863
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    no

    do any men?


  • #5864
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    no..

    have you met any that do?

    if you do, send a photo!


  • #5865
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    what... I wasn't listening... sorry...

    you want to send me more photos?


  • #5866
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    i do..

    cant you pay attention for 2.5 seconds?


  • #5867
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    I can... sometimes if I'm interested..

    sorry, was I talking to your chest again?


  • #5868
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: No -that's too long.

    Q: Is there a giant inflatable budweiser bottle under the Atlantic ocean???


  • #5869
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    yes..

    how did you discover that?


  • #5870
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    by poking men

    why are men silly?


  • #5871
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Don't ask me - I don't swing that way.

    Q: Will Michael Jackson get the job he recently applied for - child minder in Mullingar????


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  • #5872
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    no cuz he's gonna mind you!

    wil my id turn up?


  • #5873
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    When Librocop wants to stop stalking you it will...


    Do you want me to sing my special song for you?


  • #5874
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    oooh yes,

    what are you going to sing?


  • #5875
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Nooooooooooooooooooooo

    Q: Why won't Jacko get the job???


  • #5876
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    dunno,

    slow today kojak?:D


  • #5877
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    There's no kids in Mullingar... every one is born old.


    Why can't I sing my song? Is it because I'm a communist?


  • #5878
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Yes, absolutely.

    Q: Can pears travel forward in time???


  • #5879
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    If you throw them fast enough they can.

    Did you ever travel on a pear through time?


  • #5880
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No only back, as they dunno how to configure the flux capacitor.

    Anyone know how I can generate 2.1 gigawatts?


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  • #5881
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: A lightning bolt ;)

    Q: Anyone got a Delorean???


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