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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Ya I know him well...

    Q. So I take it the cats out of the bag?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Yes Chimp, they know you're my new girlfriend.

    Can I have a cuddle?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. You can cuddle that cactus plant over there...

    Q. They give the best hugs dont you agree?


    <_<



    >_>


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    why yes even better than yours

    what ya have for brekkie today?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    I had a suasage roll and scrambled eggs...

    Q. What you have / having?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    I had a big bowl of porridge and it was yummy.

    Sugar or salt?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    sugar...but porridge is yuck!!!

    anyone want to cook for me?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Yup!

    Q. How about I cook you a nice bowl of poison


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    I'll pass thanks chimpy!

    Why don't you eat it up? Can't let it go to waste!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    yes too many chimp round anyways!!

    enjoying it?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    I don't have any... :(

    what is it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    yucky poridge...

    want some?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    no thanks... gross..

    any coco pops?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. No, but i'd rather have a bowl of coco pops...

    Q. Sing along?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    oohh i love coco pops..

    anyone got bananas to put in them?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Yes... we have no bananas....

    Who wants to rub me down with a wet Irish Times?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    depends

    m/f?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I can be what you want me to be Baby....


    Male I think....


    Would that make a difference?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Im sure it would...

    Q. How did you become bonerless?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I explained this before... I slept with my whole body under the pillow once and the bone fairy took all my bones... only left €11 too... cheapskate imp.


    Is there any nice person out there who has a cure for this affliction?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    yea sure just gimmie your bank details and il sort it!

    how you feeling today?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Im feeling crap after those scrambled eggs...

    Q. Why did I eat them?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    because you're a greedy chimp..

    why didnt you share?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    What you already said!

    Do eggs make you fart too?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Because if I shared you would feel sick too...

    Q. Dont you see all the pain I have spared you? Arnt I a good chimp?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    very good!

    if only you could make it last?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. I am told my lasting ability is second to none...

    Q. What have you heard?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    otherwise apparently :D

    you seem sure?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Indeed i am...

    Q. You seem unsure, need some convincing?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No thanks I'll take your word for it!

    Why are you offering me dirty monkey love?


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