Wanted.

boneless · 20-11-2006 12:28PM #1

A member of TCN Community to be my life-long companion and looker-afterer.

Apply below with CV. Canvassing will disqualify unless accompanied by chocolate and/or promises of hugs and stuff...

smash · 20-11-2006 12:30PM

gonna have to be more spacific... m/f etc

boneless · 20-11-2006 12:31PM

I'm easy...

smash · 20-11-2006 12:35PM

ok, I want one too... female... not fussy as long as she's easy, well groomed and like to be naked!

boneless · 20-11-2006 12:41PM

HEY!!! Get your own desperation thread going and leave mine alone!!!

Star Lord · 20-11-2006 12:42PM

/Me thinks you both should post on Adverts.ie

:rolleyes:

boneless · 20-11-2006 12:43PM

I'm banned from there for trying to sell my arm pit shavings.

Donegal Lass · 20-11-2006 12:49PM

ooohh oohhh me too me too!!

i wana advertise too!

Star Lord · 20-11-2006 12:52PM

Donegal Lass wrote:

ooohh oohhh me too me too!!

i wana advertise too!

The way you flaunt it I didnt think you had to advertise

Donegal Lass · 20-11-2006 12:54PM

and yet you coulnt get me!!!!

Star Lord · 20-11-2006 01:05PM

I ain't even tried yet :cool:

Kojak · 20-11-2006 01:10PM

Can I advertise my toe-nail clippings here???

I'm also banned from adverts.ie (Don't ask why)

smash · 20-11-2006 01:43PM

so boneless did you sell those shavings then....

DL what do you want to advertise, you normally just take what you want!

chamlis · 20-11-2006 01:46PM

Yar! tis true, tis true....

Star Lord · 20-11-2006 01:49PM

Yar? Methinks Chamlis be speaking Pirate lingo, like Steve the Pirate from Dodgeball, for the Dread Pirate Roberts was much more well spoken

Donegal Lass · 20-11-2006 02:05PM

/DL takes all she wants

haha you lot have been raped of your minds and you dont even notice!! men are stupid!

smash · 20-11-2006 02:10PM

no, we're just playing stupid to get you to trust us!

chamlis · 20-11-2006 02:12PM

/me wonders is it's worth letting her have what she wants

Hmmm, it's a pickle alright...

/me frowns and puts arms out in a weighing scales motion

Hmmm......

Donegal Lass · 20-11-2006 02:17PM

i dont trust men for that very reason my friends!! mwaahhaaa!!

/grabs chams hands and hits his face with them!!

smash · 20-11-2006 02:18PM

well she's the only chick here today so we can just gang up on her....

Donegal Lass · 20-11-2006 02:21PM

haha try it and see how far you get!! :rolleyes: DE-LUDED!!

smash · 20-11-2006 02:23PM

we'll do nasty things... then use that time machine again... you never know though, it might have already happened!

Donegal Lass · 20-11-2006 02:25PM

i would know believe me.....im different to those little girls that you ply with drink and feel up on a sat night!!:D

smash · 20-11-2006 02:27PM

lol... no your not... love your sense of humour... it kills me!

Donegal Lass · 20-11-2006 02:32PM

as does my rejection!!:D

smash · 20-11-2006 02:35PM

ye well who says I was interested in the first place...

Donegal Lass · 20-11-2006 02:42PM

you cant hide it, i can see right through you!

smash · 20-11-2006 02:43PM

that's cos you're so close... I mean come on... you're all over me

Star Lord · 20-11-2006 02:47PM

No Steve, thats her brother in one of her skirts... :eek:

Donegal Lass · 20-11-2006 02:47PM

im looking UP at you steve, you're on Top of me, thats why i can see, you slut!!

smash · 20-11-2006 02:49PM

you love it!

Wanted.

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