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worst joke ever

13-11-2006 01:15PM

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magick

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now its pretty bad so ye all warned !!!

2 boys growing up out in the country , loved tractors.

They had everything tractors , tractor posters,tractor toys, tractor DVDs.
However one of the boys when driving his new tractor killed the other boy, he couldnt get over the other boys death, and swore to give up everything about tractors.

Flash foward years later..hes all grown up and in a pub a fire breaks out, smoke everywhere no one could see the exit, so he sucked in all the smoke and everyone ran out and asked...."how did you do that?"

to which he replied ........"im an EXtractor Fan"

YE BE WARNED!!!!

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#2 13-11-2006 01:22PM

byrner88

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wasnt the worst joke ever , i actaully laughed its good enough for me to tell people yay

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#3 13-11-2006 01:25PM

Nalz

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yeah fairly cheesy alright

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#4 13-11-2006 01:39PM

Kojak

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Why did I laugh?? :eek:

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#5 13-11-2006 01:50PM

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ugh....

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#6 13-11-2006 01:55PM

Hail 2 Da Chimp

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That was pretty bad

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#7 13-11-2006 09:05PM

Sofaspud

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That's meant to be one of the really long drawn-out jokes, so people can wish death upon you after the punchline. THEN it'd be the worst joke ever

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#8 13-11-2006 09:14PM

DarthWraak

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An official thumbs down by darth. At least you gave us a warning

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#9 14-11-2006 09:55AM

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GREAT!
Love it. Thanks!

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#10 16-11-2006 11:54PM

hiscan

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not bad

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#11 16-11-2006 11:58PM

BreadBoard

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I'll tell it to the lads tomorrow night at poker to annoy them , thanks

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#12 17-11-2006 12:14AM

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Oh my god, i cant stop laughing, its just that bad!

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#13 17-11-2006 07:29AM

Mr Magnolia

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love it!!

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#14 07-04-2012 03:12AM

Victor

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At least he isn't as bad as his counterpart from the nearby town, who is really violent all the time - the extractor hood.

Apologies for the necro.

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#15 09-04-2012 11:34AM

Eggy Baby!

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The OP is likely dead by now, Victor. 6 years is a long time on the internets..

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