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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    By nine I'll be in the pi$$ed zone.

    Meet me at five on the Coombe?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    ah no!!

    why wont you be a gent??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,023 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    well he has no bones so cut him some slack ;)

    how about another one of those smoothies for now?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I can't be tonight... tonight I'm like pianos; when I'm not upright I'm grand!!

    Vivamus, mea Lesbia, atque amemus
    rumoresque senum seueriorum
    omnes unius aestimemus assis.

    Who wants to take a trip with me tonight??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Take a little trip take a little trip take a little trip with me...Low Rid-ER is a low ridah!


    Isn't that a Groovy song?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    it has a low slow honky swing

    asking questions is the hardest

    what/who did you vote for?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭Fracture


    I dont vote, i know nothing about politics.

    Why do people love getting drunk so much?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    because their sober lives turned out not to be interesting

    is this over yet?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Yes. Are you over it though?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Maybe a little I dont know.

    Q. nother day of thsi s#it? Already? Cant I just go back to bed?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,023 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    you could get one of these H-c3c_800x600.jpg to do some work for you and then you could go for a nap on the floor under your desk

    helpful?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Yes... Yes it is!

    Q. Where did you find that magnificant thing? I will swap you half an uneated imgaionary snadwich for it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,023 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    A. Yes... Yes it is!

    Q. Where did you find that magnificant thing? I will swap you half an uneated imgaionary snadwich for it!

    imgaionary sandwich you say....i fashioned it from 4 toothpicks, a pint of wee, and a plutonium rod (it may or may not be a weapon of mass distruction!)

    how would you like it delivered


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    swift post!!

    it wont be long will it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,023 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    i've got my favourite employee on the case
    83080.jpg

    lick my stamp?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    oh my god...

    you have these girls chained to your bedpost dont ya?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. I wish, I couldnt get the any handcuffs.

    Q. Got any?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    sure i do!!

    only if you dont mind pink fluffy ones?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Not at all, they're bound to be more comfortable than my steel ones :D

    Q. Use them often?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    lets just say i know how to use them! :D

    you?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Once or twice, they are too uncomfortable to use too often.

    Q. Is that why you got the fluffy ones? So you can use them more often?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    precisely!

    you're not so slow are you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. maybe I was a bit slow responding there but I was trawling the Know Your Nerds section...

    Q. Guess who I seen?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    i duno?

    who'd ya see?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Well you for starters...

    Q. Can I have your autograph?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    sure ya can!

    what for though?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. So I can show all my friends and be like "hey I know her" and they'll go "wwooowwwwww!!!"

    Q. Where do you wanna sign?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    bend over....
    that way you can show all your mates and they'll go like "aaaaaahhhhh"! ha only jokin! :D

    where you hiding in KYN?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Im afraid the handsome chimp doesnt have a picture on line...

    Q. You can understand right, all my stalkers would mob the site and boards would crash?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    I understand alright....

    for me?? :)


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