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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I am! But boards will be going to sleep in a few min.


    Bummer, eh?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    As always.

    How's your evening been?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    quiet.




    Anyone heard from Jezza tonight?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Not since Waaaaaaaaaay earlier...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    you forgot a question

    how can I answer a question without a question?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    How much earlier?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    looks like her last post was 4PM. Hope she's okay! Poor cutie with her boo boo'ed up nose!


    Isn't she just the funniest?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    She is.

    What happened to her?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    You gotta read the sex cheese or chicken thread. She comes in on page 2. Big entrance!




    She is one tough gal, isn't she?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    yeah but apparently she can't stand up too well against bathroom walls!!!

    How do i stop a very drunk man from snoring?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Oh god no! That's torture! Kill him... :D

    Are you not very drunk too?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    nope, he is drunk enough for the both of us, but boy is he gonna feel it in the morning..... but i can't get him to stop i have shouted at him, pushed him and splashed water in his face and i can't get him to stop

    am i gonna get any sleep?

    im so tired!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    I doubt it pet. I remember I had to go sleep on the couch to get away from steve that way! :D

    Is the couch comfy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    we moved the matter, mattaresse, mat.. oh you know what i mean into the sitting room, ya know 42inch tv in there so much nicer, but i cant sleep anywhere else... im seriously gonna divorce his hiney!!!

    Do you think i'll still get half?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    You may have to put a ring on his finger first! :p

    Is half worth it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    to put up with this snoring forever.... god thats a toughie....

    will i be really mean to him when he wakes up or really sweet and caring?

    Please give examples of which ever option you choose!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    That depends! he's gonna snore all night so if he's nice enough to not wake you in the morning be nice to him, i.e. Talk to him! :D

    If he's like most men and wakes you for a shag at 9 batter him with the pillow.. God love him he'll be fragile enough so you don't need anything harder.. Then ignore him for as long as you can. In my case this usually lasts an hour cos I can't handle the silent treatment! :rolleyes:

    Should I go back to bed now?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    NO PLEASE DONT LEAVE ME.....

    if you do, will anyone else come and talk to me?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    yes


    Still awake?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I am now... thanks to a noisy neighbour...


    Would I get away with ramming his power drill up his a$$???


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Depends on if anyone sees you do it. And if you sing that Frank Zappa song... "Rammit rammit rammit, rammit up your poop-chute!"



    Did you do it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    hopefully not, as you can be arrested for that!

    How are you this morning?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I am super!
    So did you get beyond the snoring?
    Only way I know is to fall askeep first! But that doesn't always work cuz the loud snoring wakes you anyway!
    Breathe-right nazal strips maybe? Septum spray? Take away his cigarettes?
    Drink more than him?
    I'm outa ideas.


    I like the Drink More than Him idea, tho, don't you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    yes, yes i do, i did drink one bottle of wine, 4 bottles of coors light, one 500ml bottle of hoegarden and one 500ml bottle of eirdinger ( or how ever you spell it) and i wasnt drunk.... not sure what he drank tbh, but it was a fair amount!!!!!

    think he is just a bit of a light weight, what you think? Also wonder how jess is this morning?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I dunno. I hope she checks in with us!
    Silly gal has no idea we're all worried about her!
    Guess we've all become a bit of a warped family here in the nest!
    Oh, wait, that would just be sickly incestuous! :eek:



    How about we use the word "Loving Community"?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    That has a bit of a cultish ring to it...


    Who will be the Leader??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Big Daddy Amp, of course!



    So! Still have that skip in your step today?:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    See PM!!! :D

    Is there a feeling of autumnal bliss around here today or is it just me?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I'm just in an extra silly mood today. (see PM!)




    Can you believe it?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Yes I can... ;)

    Will I have the energy to haul a scope and tripod around a bog for three hours?

    *The call of the wild is strong in this one...*


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