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FuDd My MuFfin.

  • 26-10-2006 08:50PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭


    Lets hit a beat


    fudd my muffin, while we were all stuffin, with a bit of...


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    huffin and puffin, and i aint bluffin, so why dont ya all....
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 377 ✭✭sonic juice


    affine the coffin


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    inside it was a boffin, who talked a load a noffin,
    an though he talked a lot a crap, the man could rap...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    after a nap, he woke up in a flap -
    Spread some peanut butter on his lap!

    (thread of the week)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,115 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    cos he was naked he got it on his willy,
    so he popped next door to see the dog billy


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Billy was quite silly and his tail is very frilly,
    but when he gets excited he tends to bite it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,115 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    so like the man in the other thread,
    he clubbed the dog to make sure its dead
    then he had his wicked way with the beast
    ate the peanut butter after, what a tasty feast


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    [RaPoFf]

    After sexing up the beast
    he decided to head east
    as no one wanted to hire
    a necropheliac priest -



    [/RaPoFf]


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,115 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    he has a boyfriend Fatty
    He comes from Cincinnati
    With 48 toes and a pickle on his nose
    And this is the way the story goes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    cuz we loves our lusty ho's
    they give us lots of sex shows
    although i think it might be
    they need to go across my knee


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    rollin' on the floor laughin'
    after a session of shaftin'
    drive to the corner
    woah, here comes another boner.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    I just posted in the "permanently banned"
    so i guess that means my ass is canned,
    and so i bid you all farewell
    before amp sends me to TCN hell.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    For amp is a man of good will
    he may consider you a shill
    but for some reason that rhymes with thrill
    which I think is brill.


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