Insect incourse!

sonic juice · 2006-10-25 22:01:15

Is it sick to seduce insects into your shoe then well em em try and have intercourse with it?now this person would be dressed in proper insect attire so the insect is not abused... So this person{not me of course!}was wondeing what insect would be best to get it on with?

25-10-2006 10:01PM

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sonic juice

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Is it sick to seduce insects into your shoe then well em em try and have intercourse with it?now this person would be dressed in proper insect attire so the insect is not abused...

So this person{not me of course!}was wondeing what insect would be best to get it on with?

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#2 25-10-2006 10:14PM

red_bairn

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Well I'm a entomologist and find that very unlikely, actually I think any human being with a brain would know thats not true. Honestly, that's not funny!

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#3 25-10-2006 10:15PM

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Try telling that to my friend.

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#4 26-10-2006 07:07AM

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think you should go with a snail, plenty of natural lube!!!

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#5 26-10-2006 07:09AM

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Im gonna have to agree with Coyotee, your gonna be glad youve got that extra lube!

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#6 26-10-2006 08:58AM

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avoid slugs though, they refuse to cuddle afterwards....cold, so cold

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#7 27-10-2006 08:55AM

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I used to have a thing for a ladybird... it was the cute little spots that used to do it for me.

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