Alcohol

faceman · 21-10-2006 09:43PM #1

ok picture the scene....

Ur sittin at home with ur other half, drinkin beer and doin shots of port (because we can) and one of you is on boards and the other one doesnt get it.

What do you do?

Discuss!

21-10-2006 09:45PM

faceman wrote:

ok picture the scene....

Ur sittin at home with ur other half, drinkin beer and doin shots of port (because we can) and one of you is on boards and the other one doesnt get it.

What do you do?

Discuss!

Realise that the time when you really should just turn off the computer is when you create threads like this.

Rabies · 21-10-2006 09:54PM

You are getting her drunk, so you are half way there.
Now all you need to do is decide if it is the bedroom or the couch.

Lurk · 21-10-2006 10:02PM

Hang on, it might be him who doesn't get it

Donald-Duck · 21-10-2006 10:06PM

Lurk wrote:

Hang on, it might be him who doesn't get it

How?

Wertz · 21-10-2006 10:21PM

Drinking whilst on forums is even sadder than being here sober on a saturday night (I'm speaking from experience here), but as one half of a couple??? Jesus, there's loads more interesting sh*t you could be doing than sitting on a damn messageboard....either go out on the lash or go do something other than forums...go watch some hentai or something....christ....anything.

21-10-2006 10:21PM

Wertz wrote:

Drinking whilst on forums is even sadder than being here sober on a saturday night (I'm speaking from experience here), but as one half of a couple??? Jesus, there's loads more interesting sh*t you could be doing than sitting on a damn messageboard....either go out on the lash or go do something other than forums....anything. Go watch some hentai or something....christ....anything.

Porn. That would be my choice.

Wertz · 21-10-2006 10:24PM

If by porn you mean making your own, then I concur...

21-10-2006 10:27PM

Wertz wrote:

If by porn you mean making your own, then I concur...

Or by watching it while doing it.

Taking pointers and whatnot.

Wertz · 21-10-2006 10:37PM

Deleted User wrote:

Or by watching it while doing it.

Taking pointers and whatnot.

Whilst drunk!

I think we just solved faceman's dilemma...

NEXT!

sonic juice · 22-10-2006 09:03PM

You could make the bottles of alcohol hump each other,that will make you look very articulate and then you can sing about wars you were never in

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 23-10-2006 07:20AM

sonic juice wrote:

You could make the bottles of alcohol hump each other,

Thats a great idea, you could be all like " hey baby wanna do this?" >clink< >clink< with the bottles!

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