Q & A Thread

Star Lord · 21-10-2006 02:31PM

No thanks, its creepy slapping a boneless ass, like hitting a bowl of jelly...

Where did your bones go?

boneless · 21-10-2006 02:34PM

The Bone Fairy took them one night when I slept with me whole body under the pillow. He only left 2 shillings, the mean basta*d...

Is it wrong to feel sexually attracted to chickens?

Star Lord · 21-10-2006 02:39PM

Only if you act on that attraction, and the chicken isn't interested in you too.

Theres a bone fairy? What's he/she look like?

Jack B. Badd · 21-10-2006 02:41PM

A chicken

Why??

boneless · 21-10-2006 02:41PM

It's a he and he looks like the Minister for Justice, Equality and Law Reform.

How do I know the chicken is interested?

Star Lord · 21-10-2006 02:56PM

If the chicken is interested it'll run away from you, flapping madly and clucking.

Does the bone fairy have any magical powers?

Jules · 21-10-2006 02:58PM

well i would think that the removal of bones is quite magical!!!!!

is the 24hours of madness on boards over now?

takola · 21-10-2006 02:58PM

Not quite

Should I stop being a bitch now? :eek:

boneless · 21-10-2006 02:59PM

HE... it's a he!!!

Can I have it now?

Star Lord · 21-10-2006 03:03PM

Of course you can.

Which flavour?

boneless · 21-10-2006 03:04PM

Chicken please.

Will you be my daddy again?

Star Lord · 21-10-2006 03:09PM

Not unless you promise to stop doing those things to mammy.

Can she have her underwear back?

Jules · 21-10-2006 03:13PM

takola wrote:

Not quite

Should I stop being a bitch now? :eek:

who said you were being a bitch?

Yore MA wears underwear!?

boneless · 21-10-2006 03:15PM

Not any more....

Jules, are you going to the PH tonight?

Jack B. Badd · 21-10-2006 03:15PM

Dunno, never checked.

What happened to mrsanti?

Jules · 21-10-2006 03:28PM

mrsanti was a joke that some people didnt understand... it was for a few days and now its gone....

If i can get into the PH i might be pursueded to go.... Who else is gonna be in there?

boneless · 21-10-2006 03:30PM

The gang and some archaeologist type head bangers.

Will there be archaeology in hell?

Jules · 21-10-2006 03:31PM

of course why would they let the hell for sake subject into heaven!

will there be boards in heaven?

ok i completely fcuked that up!!!!!

Star Lord · 21-10-2006 03:36PM

No, boards is Perguatory (sp?)

Whats the PH?

Jules · 21-10-2006 03:38PM

Only the nicest Bar in Dublin... The PorterHouse in TempleBar!!!

Fancy a pint?

Star Lord · 21-10-2006 03:40PM

No.

Was that a bit blunt? :eek:

boneless · 21-10-2006 03:42PM

As the stirring end of me willy...

Would you marry me if I was a woman?

Star Lord · 21-10-2006 03:44PM

No, transexuals dont do much for me

A snip and a tuck?

boneless · 21-10-2006 03:46PM

Then I will stay a man and you can be mammy!!!:eek:

Is love really a worried old tired disease?

Star Lord · 21-10-2006 03:54PM

No, its a release of chemicals in the brain and a rush of blood to the loins combining to cause temporary insanity.

Do you love me?

takola · 21-10-2006 04:02PM

Yes my life is completely devoted to you

Where's bones gone?

Star Lord · 21-10-2006 04:13PM

He imploded.

Your fault?

Jules · 21-10-2006 04:13PM

hey not everything is her fault, maybe you caused it

ever thought of that!?

takola · 21-10-2006 04:17PM

We had discussed it and decided that everything is damo's fault!

That right DaMO?

Star Lord · 21-10-2006 04:20PM

No...

Did you imagine half the conversation?

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