the "in my pants" game!

Thrill · 14-10-2006 12:35AM

oh crap....in my pants

14-10-2006 06:47PM

Have to leave in 15 to see The One...in my pants.

Thrill · 15-10-2006 09:17PM

Ants.......in my pants.

The Bollox · 15-10-2006 10:32PM

I gotta go to bed soon ...in my pants

15-10-2006 10:33PM

*Looks, nods head, sheds a tear* It's Sunday and there's no one aboot... in my pants.

challengemaster · 15-10-2006 10:35PM

i could join you in your pants, for a small favour in my pants

The Bollox · 15-10-2006 10:36PM

the quality of this thread is really going down... in my pants

15-10-2006 10:52PM

"Dilbert! Dilbert! I understand you are now in charge of Quality Control?"

Dilbert looks up from his cartoon page, dipping his tie in his coffee unawares. "Huh...huh?" Looks about his cubicle, bumping his cup...into his pants.

homah_7ft · 16-10-2006 05:50AM

Has it all been done... in my pants?

16-10-2006 05:54AM

Near bedtime. To be, or not to be...in my pants?

homah_7ft · 16-10-2006 05:55AM

It depends... in my pants

Lust4Life · 16-10-2006 10:54AM

I do believe I love Skype ... In my Pants!

Demetrius · 16-10-2006 04:33PM

Nearing the end of my working day in approx half an hour.

Oh but the times have changed! There used to be great demand for my body down at the docks once a time...in my pants.

17-10-2006 07:35AM

Purrrs like a contented cat...in her pants.

Demetrius · 17-10-2006 08:36AM

In my boots...in my pants.

17-10-2006 09:38AM

"These boots were made for walkin"...in my pants.

Demetrius · 17-10-2006 09:45AM

Puts the "oomph" in walking!...in my pants!

17-10-2006 10:08AM

Steps together in unison...in my pants.

Demetrius · 17-10-2006 10:17AM

If she heel-clicked whilst waistressing, she would launch a 1000 tips!

17-10-2006 04:10PM

Almost loses balance on 3 inch spikes while balancing tray of southwestern omlettes with one hand, while writing Harry Potter-like novel on napkin with other hand, as customers shove tips ...in my pants.

boneless · 19-10-2006 11:43AM

I found out how to do it... in my pants...

Demetrius · 19-10-2006 11:13PM

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

Almost loses balance on 3 inch spikes while balancing tray of southwestern omlettes with one hand, while writing Harry Potter-like novel on napkin with other hand, as customers shove tips ...in my pants.

Employs himself as the bouncer/proprietor in said cafe after packing on four stone.

Warms up tough-guy voice with a throaty "Khaaaaaaaggghh!", flexes cannonball muscles and stares evenly at one big trucker who is eyeing up Blue. Rolls up sleeves and strides, yes, strides down to said trucker's table. Clenches jaw and locks eyes with flannelised trucker...

Freshen your drink, hon?

Lust4Life · 19-10-2006 11:19PM

Dem, you got so excited you forgot to say... in your pants!

And 4 stone???:eek: Say it isn't so, Baby! In your pants.

DarthWraak · 19-10-2006 11:26PM

i am so bloddy tired ... in my pants

Demetrius · 19-10-2006 11:35PM

Lust4Life wrote:

Dem, you got so excited you forgot to say... in your pants!

And 4 stone???:eek: Say it isn't so, Baby! In your pants.

Goddamn images of omelettes and waitresses are distractting stuff in my pants.:)

T'is true Lusty, I need feeding to bring me up to a healthy 15 stone. Any suggestions...in my pants?

Lust4Life · 19-10-2006 11:37PM

Nope. I can tell you how to lose weight, but I have erased weight gaining tecniques from my mind forever... in my pants.

Demetrius · 20-10-2006 12:13AM

I guess sitting all day on my ass and eating whilst working is the answer in my pants? It isn't working though!

Buy expando-pants and grow into them...in my pants?

Lust4Life · 20-10-2006 12:16AM

That and maybe Ben & Jerrys? But then it would all end up in your pants

You're looking for the all-over gain, right? Not just your a$$ to fill the pants!

boneless · 20-10-2006 12:30AM

This is the most annoying colour.... In my pants...

sonic juice · 20-10-2006 11:50AM

The velvet imagine a great hope,in the guise of a soldier with no face and then they worry for their children have no candy and the factories are vacant in my pants

the "in my pants" game!

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