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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    fun like your mother

    will I soon achieve world domination with the use of that phrase?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    Yes! :D

    Isn't it fun?!


    oi n00b... behave!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No, you may achieve apathy towards it by robbing it of its impact through constant use however!!!

    Wat about my ma?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Your ma's lovely...she was showing me your baby pics the other day.

    Scared yet?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    no. you're a sheep.

    do you actually like W&G?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    I like wallace cuz he's the old guy from Last of the Summer Wine :D

    (Oh and I was a cute baby whatever went wrong in between :| )

    Are you really Ernie?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    yes i know where you live

    should I go? Yes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No, because I'm not there.

    How does Ernie know where I live? :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Em...

    Magical Ernie powers of knowingness?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Oh that explains it.

    Here, fishy fishy fishy fishy fishy?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Fyshy, fyshy, fyshy?


    Huh?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    hehe its my biggest "Bert and Ernie" memory...

    Phishing?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Sorry, Jack, forgot to warn you that Damo falls pery to certain EPISODES now and again. Nothing meds can't cure tho.



    Damo, did you take the little blue pills today?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Not unless he found out where I hid them!

    He's more fun this way, ain't he? Easier to handle too...?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    But why would you want them easy to manage? They're so much more fun when they squirm and try to cry for help through the duct tape.


    Don't you agree?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    I don't think he can breath through the duct tape
    /me worries

    Should I make some airholes?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    no! Airholes probably means holes in my lungs!!!
    /me crys

    You're not gonna hurt me again, are you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    OMG! Jack! No fair!!! I read your post whilst talking to my Mother-In-Law on the phone and almost burst out laughing!
    NO! He can breathe just fine! Trust me! I KNOW these things!
    I'm not telling how I know these things, but I know these things!


    Is it coloured Duct Tape?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    It's colour coded for the different sections of his body. Green for essential body parts, pink for non-essential.

    Wouldn't want to mix them up, huh?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    :eek: It's all green!!! All of it!!!

    Where would you put the pink tape? :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Guess!!!!!!



    Shall I send more Duct Tape? :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Maybe send some flowery patterened duct tape, he'd like that.

    A. Should i leave early?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Only if Simon Says you can.



    Did Simon say?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭DarthWraak


    Why, I believe Simon did in fact say

    Would you do what ever simon says?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Nope....

    Q. See too late to leave early, why didnt i go while i had the chance?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Because the corporate monkeys held you back. That, and Jack has duct taped you to your chair. Pink duct tape on your legs.

    Are your legs vital?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Cuz you love your job. Hahahahahahahahahaha!




    Do you make lots of moneys?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Not enough to keep me in my pimpin threads :(

    Is the velvet, fur lined hat with the feather at a jaunty angle a bit too much?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    On you? Oh, he11 no! It's the Fo Shizzle!



    But what's with the footwear?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    They were on sale.

    Whats wrong with platform-curly-toe elf shoes?

    (They are orthopedic too, can't be limpin while ya pimpin!)


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