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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Why SHOULD anyone have to choose? They go hand in hand.
    Hmmm... hand in hand.... how romantic!


    Can I have both today?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Depends...

    Q. How much money you got on you :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    42 cent and a bus refund ticket for 25 cent.

    Is that enough for a little bit?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Aw, Boneless, you can have free hugs and kisses from me anytime! Get close to your monitor now, and I'll try not to lick!



    Did that tickle?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    But of course.

    When does it not?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    When the wind is blowing.

    Do you know the difference between kinky and perverted?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Oh, that's a mighty fine line that I cross far too often!
    Kinky leaves you feeling happy. Perverted leaves you feeling.... dirty.;)




    How often do you cross it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Once in a while....

    Kinky: use a feather.
    Perverted: use the whole chicken....:eek:

    Will I go to hell for that??? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    no, but you might give me salmonella if the chicken is raw!:eek:



    Can you make me chicken nuggets after?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    o_O Woman, you are sick!

    Chicken nuggets ffs?!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Mmmmmm... chicken nuggets... and a nice dip.... I'm hungry now.


    Will I have lunch here or should I go home and cook a stew?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Stew!

    Will I buy the purty pink frying pan?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Yes. Pink is your colour. It goes with your eyes.

    Would you like to taste my stew?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Sure, because you know how usefull its gonna be...

    Q. What are you gonna cook on said frying pan?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Everything!

    Why not?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Because it would.... because... um.... ok you win this round!

    Q. Ding ding. round two?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Yep!

    Where's the chick in the bikini holding up the round number?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Thats your job, I did it last time...

    Q. Send pic's of it? and plenty!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    /me sighs

    Why does everone want pics of me?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Not just any pic's of you, ones of you in a bikini.... wrestling other girls!

    Q. Whats so worng with that?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Because pics of ourselves do nothing but damage.

    Why do my eyes burn so?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    I poured coke in them while you were sleeping...

    It's a good way to express my appreciation, isn't it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    of course it is hunny, who doesnt apperciate getting a cold bubbly liquid into their eyes!!!!


    is this afternoon in work gonna be a bit quieter??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    That would also explain why most of my skull has now melted, thank you :|

    Appreciation for what?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    i dont know but....



    What about my question?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Founding teh gigolo society thingy...

    Melty, huh?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    /me nods squishily
    Melty!

    You don't like us manwhores? :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    /me <3s teh manhoors!

    Will I collapse when I get home or eat summat and then collapse?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    Ok Right!!!!!!!


    Are You Bloody People Ignoring Me Today?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Yes! :D

    Isn't it fun?!


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