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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. We're not, women just arnt intelligent ehough to under stand us.

    Q. Understand now?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Oh, you're understood. *Blue walks the walk, talks the talk, flutters eyes*


    Do you think Amazon's had the right idea about men?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,965 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    : i don't know

    what idea did they have?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Legend suggests that Amazons had only one use for men, and after they were finished with them, they were sprouting up flowers.


    Could you have a part of youself cut off so that you could better pull a bow string in combat?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,965 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    maybe

    what body part?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    If she's a chick, which I assume she is, then one of her breasts. The Amazons used to do it.

    Why did I forget to buy batteries w/ my purty new camera?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Because that is the way the universe conspires.

    I bet you bought something else instead? Something totally practical, like fish-food on special offer even if you don't have fish? Or is that just me?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 377 ✭✭sonic juice


    Yes you are you

    Now for a more serious question,what kind of shoe would God wear if he or she was indeed a thing?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Some kind of old-stylee leather sandal, cuz it makes him look humble, yet wise and classy.

    Where can I get said sandals?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    I have some.

    What is your shoe size?


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Just the right size to drive one of those fetish boardies crazy.


    How tall are you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I'm 5' 7"
    5' 8 1/2" in my heels
    I love my heels.



    Who's going to adopt me?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Send the adoption papers. You can sleep on the couch in OC.


    Want to escape the coming snow? (sun broke through here...nice and warm)





    Oops! *Looks at laptop clock* The One is calling. I'll say hi for you Lusty.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    The One. Hee hee!



    Will you really go blind?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    It could happen if I don't pass out first.


    Did you know that your name came up as someone with a grand sense of humour?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Aw! That's so sweet!



    Did you draw my name out of a hat? :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Maybe...

    Why do you ask?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. I ask because my i am cold.

    Q. What is the best way to warm me up?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    boiling water.

    Am I right?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Yes you are.

    Has anybody got a cure for what I have at the moment?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    That depends

    What have you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    A bad case of Kismet.

    Do you believe in Kismet?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Only if you're implying i should put it in a hot water bottle.

    Q. Am I right?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Not today mate... no cigar for the Chimp :(


    What is the longest you ever held your breathe for?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,965 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    18 days

    so who do you have this sensation of kismet with?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Blugh

    What's kismet?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,965 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    like fate/soulmate kinda thing, you know you're thinking the same thing about something at the same time as that special someone, etc, etc...

    happy now, you blughing blughface? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    I'm always happy! :p

    How's you keeping?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,965 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    fabulously well, as always!!!!
    hows life back home?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    Pretty good, Week off, Mam's gone into respite so i'm enjoying the free time to catch up!

    Am I awful to be relaxing while she's trapped in a place she despises? :( Nevermind! BTW, you never did say what happened to yoru pm's? :confused:


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