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  • 12-10-2006 11:50AM
    #1
    Hackman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭


    I heard about this place... is it all true?

    Be very nice to me, I'm new.


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  • #2
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Gather round and listen and I'll tell you how's it's done
    How they manage to make idiots out of everyone
    Take a human population with their hunger and their pain
    And the weaknesses that cripple them again and again
    Invent a splendid party where dreams can be won
    And with bright flashing lights, the heartaches are gone
    With sex and with money and with everything for free
    Then show tantalising glimpses every night on TV.
    Watch the dirty hands that laboured hard for you
    Stretching out like children for a crumb that they can chew
    Give a car and video and a little bit to spare
    And go on promising that more could all be theirs


  • #3
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,505 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    did you bring some apple sauce?


  • #4
    Hackman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭Hackman


    I wasn't told to. It's my first day!

    I have a yoghurt though.


  • #5
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Pour it down your pants.... Its tradition!


  • #6
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,505 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    oooh yogurt!



    ( what type?)


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  • #7
    Hackman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭Hackman


    I can't. I keep my parrot down there and he's allergic to it.


  • #8
    Hackman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭Hackman


    agent smith wrote:
    oooh yogurt!



    ( what type?)

    Hazelnut and chocolate... and strawberry to follow.


  • #9
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,115 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    ever beaten a midget?


  • #10
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Duuu-duuu!!!
    ¬_¬ WaaaaaatCH OUUUT!

    Can you find the anus on my tadpole?


  • #11
    Hackman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭Hackman


    I get bashed by all types. A tadpole has an anus?? Wow! Thats where I was going wrong!!


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  • #12
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Why?! Where were YOU putting it? :eek:


  • #13
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    *Opens a beer*
    Have a seat, son.......


  • #14
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    :eek:


  • #15
    trilo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 496 ✭✭trilo


    double:eek:


  • #16
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Hint: Wear a secure chastity belt... the lusteh laydies they do prowl these halls... :eek:


  • #17
    DarthWraak
    Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭DarthWraak


    Welcome to the nest!

    A crazy :eek: :eek: :eek: start is always a good start here!


  • #18
    Hackman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭Hackman


    jezza wrote:
    Why?! Where were YOU putting it? :eek:

    Dunno... but it didn't look happy!


  • #19
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    You've gotta romance it first, set the sceen, light some candles.... Then, when its not ready... P0W!!!!




    ¬_¬


  • #20
    Hackman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭Hackman


    Ah... I'm only 18... I still have so much to learn.

    Gee, thanks Guys!


  • #21
    takola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    You're only 18? Goddamn it what is it with the children coming in here lately!!!! :eek:

    *Looks down nose*


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  • #22
    Hackman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭Hackman


    My but that's a beautiful nose. Did you pick it yourself? :D


  • #23
    popebenny16
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,461 ✭✭✭popebenny16


    Tadpoles are swine. Just as soon as you know them they go hopping off frog-like to some better pond. However the S&M and TV tadpoles are better company as they're more broadminded.


  • #24
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    popebenny16 wrote:
    Tadpoles are swine. Just as soon as you know them they go hopping off frog-like to some better pond. However the S&M and TV tadpoles are better company as they're more broadminded.

    Jaysus, yore sick... will you give me lessons???


  • #25
    Caco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 875 ✭✭✭Caco


    Welcome! The only two terms you will need while posting in here...
    Yore Ma
    Atari Jaguar


  • #26
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,115 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    takola wrote:
    You're only 18? Goddamn it what is it with the children coming in here lately!!!! :eek:

    *Looks down nose*

    says the ancient what is it 19/20 year old :p


  • #27
    takola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    spacecoyote wrote:
    says the ancient what is it 19/20 year old :p

    Actually I'm 21 at Christmas so there!!!!!!!! :p

    You know, I'd swear you missed me! :eek: What with the way you're replying to every comment I make! :rolleyes: Awwwww Poor Iccle Spaceman!!!! :D


  • #28
    Jules
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,756 ✭✭✭Jules


    was there mention of the LL of Tcn... welcome new boy!!!! dont worry the worst of us is no longer lusting but you gotta watch out for the other 4... they can be kinky, moody, angry and above all else lusty... but you will meet her later!

    take care, the pitfalls are many but the laughs greatly outweigh them.. sit back and enjoy, and dont forget..... GIVE AS MUCH AS YOU GET!!!!


  • #29
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    chamlis wrote:
    *Opens a beer*
    Have a seat, son.......

    /me snatchs beer out of chamlis hands



    mwuahahaha!!

    *ahem*


  • #30
    sonic juice
    Closed Accounts Posts: 377 ✭✭sonic juice


    The French parliament has adopted a bill making it a crime to deny that Armenians suffered "genocide" at the hands of the Turks, infuriating Turkey.

    what will happen next...

    see very insane indeed


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  • #31
    DarthWraak
    Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭DarthWraak


    sonic juice wrote:
    The French parliament has adopted a bill making it a crime to deny that Armenians suffered "genocide" at the hands of the Turks, infuriating Turkey.

    what will happen next...

    see very insane indeed

    meh?


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