How to cure robot metamorphosis?

sonic juice · 11-10-2006 03:46PM #1

I recently awoke and noticed I could not taste my flake drink and a nausea hit me when I saw my emotions in the mirror all drained and ahhhhh I had an attraction to the toaster and various other kitchen utensils...

I'm scared how do I cure this? :eek:

johnny_ultimate · 11-10-2006 03:50PM

Consumating your relationship with any electrical device will clear that right up. Make sure it's plugged in
(Disclaimer : in no way shape or form does Jonathan Ultimate condone sexual relations with electrical objects, but since Sonic Juice is clearly a robot it should be ok)

Jack B. Badd · 11-10-2006 04:30PM

Metal-morphosis surely?

Star Lord · 11-10-2006 04:44PM

You obviously need a firmware upgrade.

So wait till your wares are firm then molest the toaster...

chamlis · 11-10-2006 05:07PM

Windows is updating.......Your updates will be ready in 5.......4........3.......
*blink*
*beep*
Windows has recovered from a serious error.
It could be because you have a small penis. Do you have a small penis?
->"No"
Invalid command or file name. Do you have a small penis?
->"............yes"
Windows will now laugh at your small penis while destabalizing the Earth's magnetic core. Catastrophe will commence in 5.......4......3.....
*Blink*
*Beep*
Invalid System Disk. Please insert System Disk and Press Enter....

That was a close one! ¬_¬

spacecoyote · 12-10-2006 07:22AM

check out "Metal Fingers In My Body" by Add N to X. You'll find it on youtube, not exactly safe for work but may provide some relief for you robo-love urges

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 12-10-2006 07:57AM

mmMMmmm that video gives me a warm squishy feeling inside

13-10-2006 04:39AM

Want to borrow my CClean programme? The meaning of the first C really applies to this thread! Guaranteed to clean your drive.

How to cure robot metamorphosis?

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