I just conducted an interview. It was CLASS!!!1

chamlis · 11-10-2006 11:04AM #1

Yay! Poor bastid didn't know what hit him.

Oh man, what a power trip. *Karate Chop*

jezza · 11-10-2006 11:07AM

Gonna hire him!??

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 11-10-2006 11:17AM

Make him beg before you hire him....

chamlis · 11-10-2006 12:00PM

It's looking like I probably will. He's awful young (19), but he's got damn impressive credentials. Knew his stuff alright.
Couple of small things shouldn've been mentioned on the CV, but I'm a new-age open-minded interviewer!
Yay! I almost feel like a grown-up

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 11-10-2006 12:06PM

Make him bark like a dog...

Then in a doggy voice make him say "can I have the job please".... go on... you know you want to!

chamlis · 11-10-2006 12:13PM

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

Make him bark like a dog...

Then in a doggy voice make him say "can I have the job please".... go on... you know you want to!

Yeah, I kinda do

heeheehee!

Doomspell · 11-10-2006 12:39PM

So is he still there or whats the plan?

chamlis · 11-10-2006 12:46PM

No he's gone now. He was gone around half-12.

Tar.Aldarion · 11-10-2006 02:20PM

what age are you if 19 is awfully young and what is the job?

smash · 11-10-2006 02:33PM

you're only 23....

chamlis · 11-10-2006 03:57PM

I'm only 23, but he's just out of school/course.
I've been........Around.

I've fallen into a position where I have a job and security, the kind of thing you hope to get after you finnish college but rarely do. But I never finnished college and it was nothing to do with this anyway.
The key to success is to bluff, my friends. You'll get your break.

Doomspell · 11-10-2006 06:53PM

chamlis wrote:

I've been........Around.
I've fallen into a position .

oh really, what kind of postition:p

chamlis · 11-10-2006 08:05PM

Oh, you're gona get a spanking!
C'mere!

Lust4Life · 11-10-2006 10:23PM

Chamlis said:

The key to success is to bluff, my friends. You'll get your break.

I totally agree! In the work world, it's all attitude.
I totally bullsh1tted my way into my last job.
They'd ask "Can you do this?"
And I'd say "Show me how you want it done and I can do it."
I learned so much computer related stuff in my first month there it was amazing!
And in time, everybody else started coming to me to ask how to do things on their computers. That's a great feeling.

So... did you ask him if he could handle having such a sexy boss?:p

chamlis · 11-10-2006 10:38PM

No that one slipped my mind, Lusty.......

Lust4Life · 11-10-2006 10:44PM

Awwww. So ... would you hire me?

chamlis · 11-10-2006 10:52PM

Do you have a full clean drivers license and have experience driving a van?
Are you a dynamic, goal driven person
Are you -ah fcukit, whatever, I'm sick of that sh!t. I probably wouldn't hire you for this job Lusty, but if there is an openning soon I'll be sure to kep you in mind ¬_¬

Lust4Life · 11-10-2006 11:01PM

But, Baby! I thought I was always on your mind already!

So... if I showed cleavage at the interview? The job's mine, right?

Matt Holck · 12-10-2006 12:27AM

demand side scarcity of jobs
desparation

13-10-2006 04:49AM

chamlis wrote:

It's looking like I probably will. He's awful young (19), but he's got damn impressive credentials. Knew his stuff alright.

Did they really LOOK that good?;)

Lust4Life · 13-10-2006 10:06AM

OMG! Blue! I don't think Chamlis made the bloke drop trou!!!!:eek:

chamlis · 13-10-2006 10:18AM

We will not be hiring the young fella.
So the position is still open.

Lusty, how long will it take you to get over here and will you work for Manwhore vouchers?

Lust4Life · 13-10-2006 10:31AM

Hot Damn!
Hmmm.... let's see... I'll need temporary living quarters... and I don't get paid until next week so I couldn't afford the flight straight off... I'd have to send for the family later.... How does 2 weeks sound?

Manwhore vouchers? How am I going to eat? I need real cash!
The vouchers would be a bonus tho!

Sort of a Profit Share thing, eh?

I just conducted an interview. It was CLASS!!!1

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