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  • #3122
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    cough*airetamstorm*cough "more than a handful is a waste" apparently

    big boobs or little?


  • #3123
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,056 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    i'm not fussy, as long as they are not too saggy, or have too large nipples. i like full boobs, they don't have to be big or small

    don't you just love womens bodies?


  • #3124
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    em...I have one so I'm pretty used to it....

    Dont' you love peni???


  • #3125
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,056 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    well i love mine, but on the whole they are pretty ugly appendages unlike womens boobies & bums, which are great!!!!!!!!!

    do you like willies?


  • #3126
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    yes, yes I do. They provide entertainment.

    what is the most popular sexual position?


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  • #3127
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I don't know. I'm still a born again virgin.


    Do dogs know any other way of doing it or do they just like doing it like that?


  • #3128
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. I seen 2 dogs "doin it" 69 stylee, they claim they were just getting to know one another but you know them dogs...

    Q. Know what i mean?


  • #3129
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    boneless wrote:
    I don't know. I'm still a born again virgin.


    Do dogs know any other way of doing it or do they just like doing it like that?
    I seen you yest and said hi and you ignored me!

    yes I do chimp...

    is boneless mean?


  • #3130
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    No he was in trouble, had been out past his curfew


    isn't that right boneless!


  • #3131
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. I'm not boneless.

    Q. Or am i?


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  • #3132
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    no...you're deluded

    right?


  • #3133
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Wrong, your the one who thinks wearing wax instead of gel is sleazy...

    Q. Crazy Doomspell, she's crazy right?


  • #3134
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    no she's perfectly sane but H2DC is crazy because he doesn't know the difference between a 6 and 8 in dress sizes

    will I go for a swim or stay here a little longer?


  • #3135
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    swim, it's better than sittin on your ass here

    will I get good marks in chem???


  • #3136
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Not a hope, the only chemicals you know are the ones you take in a disco on a saturday night.

    Q. Why would you leave all this to go swimming?

    (Besides your sick and grounded!!!)


  • #3137
    sonic juice
    Closed Accounts Posts: 377 ✭✭sonic juice


    Sure you will you are a smart kid

    So will i wear hat or gloves?


  • #3138
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    neither.

    why does your name remind me of semen?


  • #3139
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    hat, put your hands in your pockets, wait no wear both!



    will hail still be in shock from me leaving when I get back?


    edit/ hahahahah!!!


  • #3140
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    why is the world round


  • #3141
    NeiloMac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 89 ✭✭NeiloMac


    Its not, its Flat, dumb ass.........


    Where am i?


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  • #3142
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,056 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    at an early 90s disco wearing white gloves whilst attempting to do the prodigy dance

    wasn't it obvious?


  • #3143
    NeiloMac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 89 ✭✭NeiloMac


    How monkeys have feet, yes i think so

    How much wood does a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck would chuck wood?


  • #3144
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    not enough

    7?


  • #3145
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. 7!

    Q. I have a kicking kiwi smoothie, jealous?


  • #3146
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Desperately

    Boll*x?


  • #3147
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    a: yep!

    q: can I have the winning lotto numbers?


  • #3148
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. There is no spoon....

    Q. Does that solve the lotto question?


  • #3149
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    A: eh ye thanks...

    Q: who let the dogs out?


  • #3150
    Zapho
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,268 ✭✭✭Zapho


    A. Yes.

    Q. Which of these is correct:
    The yoke is white
    or
    The yoke are white?


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  • #3151
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    A: the white bit is white... the yellow bit is the dead chicken - melted!

    Q: is the grass greener?


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