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Do you PUSH or PULL the nozzle?

  • 29-09-2006 03:03PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,375 ✭✭✭✭


    Yes... i now pose the most important question know to mankind - do you push or do you pull?

    Was just over on my break getting a coffee there.. and the guy in front of me at the "milk dispenser type yoke" PULLED the nozzle up and towards him.. so took him aside, gave him a slap and said "we don't like your type round here" and sent him on his way! *

    So.. my question, do you PUSH the nozzle down or PULL it up and towards you?
















    * basquille does not endorse slapping over differences in milk dispensing-related activities

    Well... do you push or pull to let the milk pour..? 2 votes

    Push it like a milky swing in a dairy playground
    0%
    Pull it like some milky rope in a creamy white jungle gym
    0%
    Atari Jaguar's milky related goodness... MMMMMMM!!
    0%
    Hail 2 Da Chimp's cat, mittens, died from a milk dispensing related slapping!
    50%
    boneless 1 vote
    I don't understand the question... is there sexual connotations in this?!
    50%
    Hail 2 Da Chimp 1 vote


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,655 ✭✭✭Ph3n0m


    I like to tease it. Gently stroke either side of the nozzle and then after a while, vigorously push and pull the nozzle, and then stand back as the frothy load bursts forth....oh yeah and then leave €10 beside as thanks for the good times :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Hail 2 Da Chimp's cat, mittens, died from a milk dispensing related slapping!
    I like milky coffee... and milky milk...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    I don't understand the question... is there sexual connotations in this?!
    I voted for the Hail2DaChimp one as it gave mittens and i a mention, but seriously, i pull it* :eek:






    *towards me!


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