The Ginger Conspiracy

Tonight, out of the goodness of my heart and in the spirit of fostering good relations within the gaming community, I invited a small group of newbies back to my house for some beer, Amazing Screw-on Head, and the Spongebob Squarepants movie. All went well until 15 minutes into Screw-on Head, when the red-headed kid knocked a bottle of beer (he took the rarest one I had in the fridge, I might add, it'll take a trip to Spain to find another one...) and spilled a little on the carpet. I warned him to be careful and we watched on.

Not 5 minutes later the same bottle was more fully spilled over my coffee table. AND some of my most prized RPG books, one of which is out of print. This annoyed me. Then he said I looked like a Satanist. Students these days seem incapable of digging UP.

After Screw-on Head, I bade them leave. La tete rouge took the bottle-cap with him. The sitting room smells of malt, and my table and books are sticky.

In a hot-headed blind kneejerk reaction*, I have come to the conclusion that he planned this all along, and that all people with naturally red hair are inherently untrustworthy and worthy of suspicion. There is clearly a conspiracy of global proportions rearing its ugly, auburn head, and we must meet it with force and hair-dye.

Post here with how YOU have been betrayed by the Communist-scalped fraternity, and LET THE WORLD KNOW!



*The best KIND of reaction, as everyone should know