Post the drunkest thing y ou can think of

Steoob · 24-09-2006 01:05AM #1

this is for everone whos drunk out there... post here how drunk yous are..

my contribution

AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH digdig dig dig fly pie pie pie pie pie pie pie epie dig ddig dig dig dig dig dig o0oooooo ya im proud of my drunk typing skills boooouya

tman · 24-09-2006 01:09AM

^ you

MrJoeSoap · 24-09-2006 01:11AM

Since free quark searches consistently failed to turn up any evidence for the new particles, it was then believed that quarks were merely convenient mathematical constructs, not real particles. Richard Feynman argued that high energy experiments showed quarks to be real: he called them partons (since they were parts of hadrons). James Bjorken proposed that certain relations should then hold in deep inelastic scattering of electrons and protons, which were spectacularly verified in experiments at SLAC in 1969.

Although the study of the strong interaction remained daunting, the discovery of asymptotic freedom by David Gross, David Politzer and Frank Wilczek allowed people to make precise predictions of the results of many high energy experiments using the techniques of perturbation theory (quantum mechanics). Evidence of gluons was discovered in three jet events at PETRA in 1979. These experiments became more and more precise, culminating in the verification of perturbative QCD at the level of a few percent at the LEP in CERN.

Steoob · 24-09-2006 01:15AM

MrJoeSoap wrote:

Since free quark searches consistently failed to turn up any evidence for the new particles, it was then believed that quarks were merely convenient mathematical constructs, not real particles. Richard Feynman argued that high energy experiments showed quarks to be real: he called them partons (since they were parts of hadrons). James Bjorken proposed that certain relations should then hold in deep inelastic scattering of electrons and protons, which were spectacularly verified in experiments at SLAC in 1969.

Although the study of the strong interaction remained daunting, the discovery of asymptotic freedom by David Gross, David Politzer and Frank Wilczek allowed people to make precise predictions of the results of many high energy experiments using the techniques of perturbation theory (quantum mechanics). Evidence of gluons was discovered in three jet events at PETRA in 1979. These experiments became more and more precise, culminating in the verification of perturbative QCD at the level of a few percent at the LEP in CERN.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAA

MrJoeSoap · 24-09-2006 01:24AM

Steoob wrote:

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAA

Yeah, funny how particle physicists are off investigating these things while you're in the pub/wherever getting wasted! Not that I'm saying you're in any way wrong to do it! Just funny to think about!

Steoob · 24-09-2006 01:27AM

indeed

pbsuxok1znja4r · 24-09-2006 01:32AM

Hate to be located in a shitehole, Sven.

Anger.

feylya · 24-09-2006 01:33AM

WTF is it about people from the instruments forum posting about how drunk they are tonight? Have you nothing better to do? Like play guitar?

The Bollox · 24-09-2006 02:43AM

MrJoeSoap wrote:

Since free quark searches consistently failed to turn up any evidence for the new particles, it was then believed that quarks were merely convenient mathematical constructs, not real particles. Richard Feynman argued that high energy experiments showed quarks to be real: he called them partons (since they were parts of hadrons). James Bjorken proposed that certain relations should then hold in deep inelastic scattering of electrons and protons, which were spectacularly verified in experiments at SLAC in 1969.

Although the study of the strong interaction remained daunting, the discovery of asymptotic freedom by David Gross, David Politzer and Frank Wilczek allowed people to make precise predictions of the results of many high energy experiments using the techniques of perturbation theory (quantum mechanics). Evidence of gluons was discovered in three jet events at PETRA in 1979. These experiments became more and more precise, culminating in the verification of perturbative QCD at the level of a few percent at the LEP in CERN.

so you had Adian Sherlock for physics too then...

condra · 24-09-2006 04:33AM

I had 2 pints. Im not drunk. Im bored tho and Ive got the scuts. I miss my girlfriend.

Matt Holck · 24-09-2006 04:54AM

I tell bonding between three particals is not part of gods plan
and he doesn't roll dice they're under the table
this christian thing would be better if jesus was a woman

Rhyme · 24-09-2006 10:43AM

womoma wrote:

Ive got the scuts. I miss my girlfriend.

@_@

24-09-2006 12:04PM

A 22 oz drink called an Adios Madre served in a mini-fish bowl and tastes like fruit punch. Oh but does it have a punch! After one of these, you will be speaking in tongues (cause it seems to get in the way).