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  • 20-09-2006 05:20PM
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭


    Can you hold off the urge of replying to this thread? See how long this thread goes unanswered by anyone!!! I will update this post every now and then until it disappears, just to tempt you. Will this work? Will this last? :confused:


    DO NOT POST HERE


    Dont post here. Ever.
    Anyone who replys doesn't get pie.

    DONT REPLY! I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    DarthWraak wrote:
    DO NOT POST HERE
    ok


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Marts wrote:
    ok


    :D Legend.
    Oops I posted :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Smoke inhalation is breathing in the harmful gases, vapors, and particulate matter contained in smoke.

    Description

    Smoke inhalation typically occurs in victims or firefighters caught in structural fires. However, cigarette smoking also causes similar damage on a smaller scale over a longer period of time. People who are trapped in fires may suffer from smoke inhalation independent of receiving skin burns; however, the incidence of smoke inhalation increases with the percentage of total body surface area burned. Smoke inhalation contributes to the total number of fire-related deaths each year for several reasons: the damage is serious; its diagnosis is not always easy and there are no sensitive diagnostic tests; and patients may not show symptoms until 24-48 hours after the event. Children under age 11 and adults over age 70 are most vulnerable to the effects of smoke inhalation.

    Causes and symptoms

    The harmful materials given off by combustion injure the airways and lungs in three ways: heat damage, tissue irritation, and oxygen starvation of tissues (asphyxiation). Signs of heat damage are singed nasal hairs, burns around and inside the nose and mouth, and internal swelling of the throat. Tissue irritation of the throat and lungs may appear as noisy breathing, coughing, hoarseness, black or gray spittle, and fluid in the lungs. Asphyxiation is apparent from shortness of breath and blue-gray or cherry-red skin color. In some cases, the patient may not be conscious or breathing.

    Diagnosis

    In addition to looking for the signs of heat damage, tissue irritation, and asphyxiation, the physician will assess the patient's breathing by the respiratory rate (number of breaths per minute) and motion of the chest as the lungs inflate and deflate. The patient's circulation is also evaluated by the pulse rate (number of heartbeats per minute) and blood pressure. Blood tests will indicate the levels of oxygen and byproducts of poisonous gases. Chest x rays are too insensitive to show damage to delicate respiratory tissues, but can show fluid in the lungs (pulmonary edema).

    The physician may perform a bronchoscopy, a visual examination in which the airways and lungs are seen through a fiber optic tube inserted down the patient's windpipe (trachea). Other pulmonary function tests may be performed to measure how efficiently the lungs are working.

    Treatment

    Treatment will vary with the severity of the damage caused by smoke inhalation. The primary focus of treatment is to maintain an open airway and provide an adequate level of oxygen. If the airway is open and stable, the patient may be given high-flow humidified 100% oxygen by mask. If swelling of the airway tissues is closing off the airway, the patient may require the insertion of an endotracheal tube to artificially maintain an open airway.

    Oxygen is often the only medication necessary. However, patients who have a cough with wheezing (bronchospasm), indicating that the bronchial airways are narrowed or blocked, may be given a bronchodilator to relax the muscles and increase ventilation. There are also antidotes for specific poisonous gases in the blood; dosage is dependent upon the level indicated by blood tests. Antibiotics are not given until sputum and blood cultures confirm the presence of a bacterial infection.

    In institutions where it is available, hyperbaric oxygen therapy may be used to treat smoke inhalation resulting in severe carbon monoxide or cyanide poisoning. This treatment requires a special chamber in which the patient receives pure oxygen at three times the normal atmospheric pressure, thus receiving more oxygen faster to overcome loss of consciousness, altered mental state, cardiovascular dysfunction, pulmonary edema, and severe neurological damage.

    Alternative treatment

    Botanical medicine can help to maintain open airways and heal damaged mucous membranes. It can also help support the entire respiratory system. Acupuncture and homeopathic treatment can provide support to the whole person who has suffered a traumatic injury such as smoke inhalation.

    Prognosis

    Although the outcome depends of the severity of the smoke inhalation and the severity of any accompanying burns or other injuries, with prompt medical treatment, the prognosis for recovery is good. However, some patients may experience chronic pulmonary problems following smoke inhalation, and those with asthma or other chronic respiratory conditions prior to smoke inhalation may find their original conditions have been aggravated by the inhalation injury.

    Prevention

    Smoke inhalation is best avoided by preventing structural fires. This includes inspection of wiring, safe use and storage of flammable liquids, and maintenance of clean, well-ventilated chimneys, wood stoves, and space heaters. Properly placed and working smoke detectors in combination with rapid evacuation plans will minimize a person's exposure to smoke in the event of a fire. When escaping a burning building, a person should move close to the floor where there is more cool, clear air to breathe because hot air rises, carrying gases and particulate matter upward. Finally, firefighters should wear proper protective gear.

    Key Terms

    Asphyxiation
    Oxygen starvation of tissues. Chemicals such as carbon monoxide prevent the blood from carrying sufficient oxygen to the brain and other organs. As a result, the person may lose consciousness, stop breathing, and die without artificial respiration (assisted breathing) and other means of elevating the blood oxygen level.

    Hyperbaric oxygen therapy
    Pure oxygen is administered to the patient in a special chamber at three times the normal atmospheric pressure. The patient gets more oxygen faster to overcome severe asphyxiation.

    Pulmonary
    Pertaining to the lungs.

    Pulmonary edema
    The filling of the lungs with fluid as the body's response to injury or infection.


    EDIT: Woops wrong thread.


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    *

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭DarthWraak


    Its amazing what you find on the net. Its all about making your cock bigger these days. Thankfully I dont have that problem :p


    Apparently, neither has Cunnall....

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054978614


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    It's almost terrifying what's out there!...



    Dear Alice,

    I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT PURCHASING A PENIS ENLARGEMENT PUMP. ARE THERE ANY PROBLEMS WITH THEM AND DO THEY WORK. IF SO, WHAT KIND DO YOU RECOMMEND?

    SIGNED
    SMALL PENIS THAT WANTS TO GET BIGGER



    Dear SMALL PENIS THAT WANTS TO GET BIGGER,

    A penis enlargement pump was designed to help men whose erections are not strong, or not as strong as they used to be, to enable them to engage in intercourse. This is a satisfactory solution for some men. (If the pump is not used correctly, however, there can be loss of sensation, loss of penile skin, and even gangrene.)

    If you are having trouble with erections, and this is a problem for you, Alice recommends that you see a urologist who can check, among other things, your blood flow. If your penis size is a problem for you, that is another issue entirely. The pump is only a temporary solution to small penis size. After the pumping, the penis will return to its regular size.

    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭DarthWraak


    Omfg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Maybe you should change the title...

    The Terrifying Educational Thread

    Or...

    Not for the squeemish!

    But, hey! I learned something today! My day is complete! :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Would you like a bigger penis? Where would you like it? I could suggest a few places...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Oh, I dunno, Baby, I'm awfully particular about whose penis I enlarge....:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    you cant go wrong with one of theses



    pump.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    lusty wrote:
    Oh, I dunno, Baby, I'm awfully particular about whose penis I enlarge....:)
    It seems you don't have a choice in the matter, my dear.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Posted by chamlis
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by lusty
    Oh, I dunno, Baby, I'm awfully particular about whose penis I enlarge....
    It seems you don't have a choice in the matter, my dear.

    Well... maybe I ought to restate that... how about "Intentionally Enlarge!";)


    Edit: County, tell me that wasn't a wedding gift, pleeeeeeease! :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Is that actually Anton's pump?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭DarthWraak


    It is official, I have created a monster...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    It's ALIVE! It's ALIVE!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭DarthWraak


    zomg Run Away Run Away, Kwarraraarararar!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,364 ✭✭✭red_bairn


    wats Going On???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭DarthWraak


    Long story short, I started a thread that no-one was supposed to reply to. But because it has been replyed to many times, it has mutated and produced posts about obscene things!!! AGH HERE IT COMES RUN AWAY!!!!!!


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,505 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    i heard Pie was involved.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Mmmmm. Pie. What flavour?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭DarthWraak


    Pie for people who didn't reply. So none for yous. NONE!!! MWAHAHAHAHA.


    It was apple btw. Mmmh, apple... *drools*


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,505 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    meh... apple pie

    blueberry ftw


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Lemon Maringue or Banana cream for me. MMMMMMM!


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