Teh "Which is Worse?" Game

Lust4Life · 12-09-2006 03:55PM #1

I will start by asking a question about what is worse and teh next poster will answer it and ask the next one!!!!!!

ok got it?

Allrightey then! let's begin....

Which is worse...

Having explosive diarrhea, with no bathroom in sight?

or

Waking up naked in a public park not knowing how you got there?

kittenkiller · 12-09-2006 04:04PM

Hmmmm....
Waking up naked in the park I'd say.
At least with the shits you can dash behind a bush for a while or something, you don't have to try and get a bus or taxi all the way home!!

Which is worse...
You calling out your partners parents name during the deed...

or

Them calling out their own parents name in the heat of the moment????

Lust4Life · 12-09-2006 05:15PM

Heh! I'd have to say the partner calling out their own parents name! Eek!

Which is worse....

finding that there is no toilet paper in the public bathroom stall you are in....after you perform your bathroom duties?

or

sitting down to perform your bathroom duties in a public bathroom stall...and realizing the seat was wet?

The Bollox · 12-09-2006 05:45PM

realising there is no bog roll, happened once, and never will happen again, I had to shimmy into the next cubicle with my pants down around my ancles.

which is worse:
walking in on your parents while they are at it

or

them walking in on you at it

Jules · 12-09-2006 07:14PM

me walkin in on them!

which is worse

standing in dog pee with just socks on?

or

standing in dog pooh with just socks on?

kittenkiller · 12-09-2006 07:33PM

Definately pee!

Which is worse...

Biting into an apple to find half a worm

or

The Holocaust?

The Bollox · 12-09-2006 07:38PM

biting into an apple and finding half a worm, the holcaust doesn't affect me personally

which is worse:
putting salt into a cup of tea

or

putting sugar into a cuppa soup

frobisher · 12-09-2006 07:49PM

Sugar into a cuppa soup because that would mean I was about to consume one of those evel little sachets which is bad enough in the first place.

Which is worse:
Fox hunting
or
Battery chickens?

Lust4Life · 12-09-2006 08:45PM

battery chickens.

Which is worse:

Waking up in a pool of your own vomit or

waking up in someone else's underclothing?

frobisher · 12-09-2006 09:10PM

I like waking up in other peoples under wear!

Which is worse:
A broken leg
or
a broken heart?

Lust4Life · 12-09-2006 09:23PM

Depends on if I get a male nurse or not.

Which is worse -

Introducung your sibling to someone you're dating and they end up getting married

or

Running into an old love and they look FABULOUS!

chamlis · 12-09-2006 09:52PM

Oh running into an old love and them looking fabulous. Happens way too often. Bitches.

Which is worse:

Giving birth

or

Passing a kidney stone (male)

Lust4Life · 12-09-2006 10:05PM

I've hear they are equal in pain. So you can slap your wife one day when she says "Oh you have NO IDEA how much this hurts!"

Which is worse:

Being too ignorant or being too intelligent?

The Bollox · 12-09-2006 10:13PM

being too ignorant

which is worse:
getting your hand caught in something

or

getting your leg cought in something

Lust4Life · 12-09-2006 10:22PM

depends on what that something is, but I'd say hand.

Which is worse

being completely ignored or being bombarded with attention?

Caryatnid · 12-09-2006 10:25PM

Being completely ignored.

Which is worse:

Sky or CNN?

marius · 13-09-2006 10:28AM

Sky

Which is worse....

A swift kick in the nuts

or

A slow twist of a nipple?

kittenkiller wrote:

Definately pee!

Which is worse...

Biting into an apple to find half a worm

or

The Holocaust?

Nearly shat myself when I read this:D

spacecoyote · 13-09-2006 10:38AM

jesus nuts all the way

bananas OR mushrooms?

Demetrius · 13-09-2006 07:25PM

Bananas

Which is worse:

Waking up one morning to find you've changed sex and are now overweight, unattrative and fifty

or

Waking up one morning to find change for sex, with someone overweight, unattractive and fifty

jezza · 13-09-2006 07:43PM

Anything but be fat.

Dancing naked in public...
or.
Falling on your ass in front of a group you don't like.

Demetrius · 13-09-2006 08:06PM

Dancing in your birthday suit, definately!

Which is worse, trailing two feet of toilet roll around all day unbeknownst to you

or

Having prime red chedder stuck in between your teeth all day?

14-09-2006 01:45AM

Trailing TP!

Which is worse:

Going skinny dipping in a lake at 9000 feet with very curious minnows trying to go places you would rather they didn't;

Or

Losing the pants to your swim suit when body surfing a wave on a very public beach at noon?

Lust4Life · 14-09-2006 02:37AM

Ha ha! Losing the bloomers I would say! Minnows tickle anyway.
:eek: :eek: :eek:

Which is worse

Having a job you love that just doesn't pay enough to survive on

or

having a job you absolutely HATE that pays big money???

Archeron · 14-09-2006 10:13AM

A job you hate that pays big money.

Standing barefoot on an upturned plug, or stubbing your toe on a sideboard?

r3nu4l · 14-09-2006 03:53PM

Standing barefoot on an upturned plug

Which is worse?

Taking a big gulp of coffee only to find the milk has gone sour

or

Taking a big gulp of coffee only to find it's scalding hot?

Demetrius · 14-09-2006 04:58PM

Scalding hot TBh. My taste buds can't get any worse.

Which is worse:

The image of elderly people having carnal relations

or

The thought of you as an elderly person having carnal relations with your elderly SO?

Lust4Life · 14-09-2006 05:04PM

Well, I BETTER still be "gettin some" when I'm elderly! (I'll be chasing young male nurses till I die!)

Which is worse:

Being chased by a horney old lady in front of everyone

or

enjoying being CAUGHT by a horney old lady in a private room????

uncle ernie · 14-09-2006 08:16PM

give me the oul wan in the room..it is private after all

which is worse...being attacked by 100,000 sheep the size of bumble bees or being attacked by 1 bumble bee the size of a sheep?

Demetrius · 14-09-2006 08:28PM

For those with alot of earwax, the bee sized sheep don't seem that bad.

WIW:

Getting pecked between the legs by a turkey

or

Getting kicked in the funny bone by a horse?

Lust4Life · 14-09-2006 11:21PM

Well.... *cough* ... depends on if someone's gonna kiss the boo boo.... em, skip that!!!

Anyhoo! (Jaysus! is it hot in here? /loosens shirt collar)

Which is worse

Stepping in Elephant Poo with bare feet, or

having to listen to NSync for 5 minutes.

Jules · 15-09-2006 12:53AM

im gonna loose friends here but definatly stepping in elephant pooh....

which is worse

being totally in love with someone who is not in love with you?

being totally in love with a person and them falling for you but not living in the same place and not being able to see each other?

Teh "Which is Worse?" Game

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