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Tar.Aldarion · 17-08-2006 12:28PM #1

Hey, anybody want to make me come? What position do you want?

New to this? Newcomers wilcome.

come.

Dirk Gently · 17-08-2006 01:51PM

I wish to learn more about the vacancy advertised. What other benefits can I expect?

Is there a health plan, gym membership, subsidised canteen, attendance bonus, Holiday / sick days?

scojones · 17-08-2006 05:04PM

I think I just came.

Jules · 17-08-2006 05:07PM

*pops head up from the back of the room*.... DO YOU HAVE A DENTAL PROGRAMME.... i do my best work with my mouth!

Im a good pubic speaker!

Tar.Aldarion · 17-08-2006 08:08PM

Clownbag, you will find benefits are earned quite easily with a bit of skill.
I'll see you in teh toilets. I hope your public speaking is up to scratch.

_Kaiser_ · 17-08-2006 08:09PM

Is this a temp or full-time position?

Sarky · 17-08-2006 08:11PM

Is there holiday pay?

_Kaiser_ · 17-08-2006 08:12PM

What about overtime/benefit in kind?

Dirk Gently · 17-08-2006 08:13PM

Kaiser2000 wrote:

Is this a temp or full-time position?

Are you asking if you will have to do deep throat :eek:

Mr. Tar I think Miss Jules probably has the most experience at *public speaking*, however I am willing to learn. (I'm still holding out hope that your a hawt Lesbian dispite all the pics of some emo bloke claiming to be you)

Rhyme · 17-08-2006 08:14PM

Bottom left.

Tar.Aldarion · 17-08-2006 08:20PM

Rhyme hired, I need some more too. I will train clownba, he will wear a brown paper bag on his head and there will be no other bloke in the room.

county · 17-08-2006 09:32PM

count me in,but i`m not doing all the donkey work

Rhyme · 17-08-2006 09:43PM

county wrote:

count me in,but i`m not doing all the donkey work

That has conontations beyond all we hold dear... beware the donkey.

Lust4Life · 17-08-2006 10:42PM

I'm better with crowds. Any seminars available to teach?:p

17-08-2006 11:21PM

Can I play too

Sarky · 17-08-2006 11:30PM

Is there a union?

Jules · 17-08-2006 11:33PM

you can be head bitch sarky.. would suit you!

17-08-2006 11:33PM

im sure a couple of us could form a union ;P

Lust4Life · 17-08-2006 11:38PM

Would we have to wear those emberassing name tags? I just hate name tags.

Sarky · 17-08-2006 11:47PM

\o/

Cheap industry-regulated sex with Tar for EVERYONE!

Jules · 17-08-2006 11:47PM

you would have to have like a discripton under your name, what would yours be??? or what would mine be?

Lust4Life · 17-08-2006 11:51PM

Just think of the tape residue on the jugs! It'll attract all the lint from the sheets.
And any male chest hairs would get stripped from them as well.

No. Name Tags deffo a bad idea.

Deer · 18-08-2006 11:41AM

There are so many positions that I am interested in here. Any chance I could do multiple positions?

Dirk Gently · 18-08-2006 02:03PM

Deer wrote:

There are so many positions that I am interested in here. Any chance I could do multiple positions?

All these horney wimmin flocking to the nest lately. I blame you lusty lady. First it was you, then Jules followed your lead and now we have this fe-Deer wanting in on the action too.

Lust4Life · 18-08-2006 02:05PM

I told you I'm an Evil Empress. You doubted me?

Muuuwaaaaahaaahaaa!

Deer · 18-08-2006 02:07PM

And I am now honoured by being the Evil Emperess's pupil! We will multiply in our thousands and the evil lustforlife shall conqour you all!

Lust4Life · 18-08-2006 02:14PM

Oh, Deer, we don't need to conquer them. There is nothin worse than a man with a defeated ego.
Our job is to build them up and make them great pulsing sex machines and send them off into the world much better than they were when they met us.:D

smash · 18-08-2006 02:18PM

number 3 except you have to turn the other way around ok!

Lust4Life · 18-08-2006 02:30PM

Steve preferrs the Wheel-barrow!
I LOVE YOU STEVE!

LOLZ

Edit: See, Deer, this is how it's done!

smash · 18-08-2006 02:33PM

thanks hun, lol

Tar.Aldarion · 18-08-2006 07:19PM

I want to have sex with Sarky and Deer, that will sate my furry wants for now.
Industry-regulated sex , of course.

EDIT: Tar got action drunken last night, it may be because of this thread. \o/

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