What would you make of this situation?

Yesterday I saw a junkie's jocks fall down and molten hot scuttery sh*te come shooting out of his ass. Garden hose on half power style.
On the 123 bus just across from The Pale on Thomas Street.
It covered the entire fron section between the wheel arches at the front of the bus. He half pulled up his jocks and dived onto the path. All while still sh*tting. The smell made a couple of people puke.

It was spectacular.

I was getting the last bus back into town a few hours later. The same bus pulls up with a Sun / Star type paper thrown down on top of the pool (and I mean pool!) of sh*t. My friend was the only other one on the bus. He made a comment about 'the f*cking smell of this bus, what the f*ck?'