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Michael Jordan sued for being Michael Jordan

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  • #2
    EWheelChair
    Closed Accounts Posts: 331 ✭✭EWheelChair


    There was already a thread on this, pretty sad alright.


  • #3
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    hahaha... $832 million... I love that number... it's so random.


  • #4
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Welcome to last week. :) I hope he gets a big fine slapped on him and few slaps of common sense.


  • #5
    TheAlmightyArse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 760 ✭✭✭TheAlmightyArse


    EWheelChair wrote:
    There was already a thread on this, pretty sad alright.

    Dag, yo. Sorry about that. :)


  • #6
    layke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭layke


    I hope he goes into the courtroom all cocky loike only to be greeted by 16+ high priced lawers who will take him apart in a few seconds. Kinda like the MJ trial, except faster.


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  • #7
    r3nu4l
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,392 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    Ruu wrote:
    Welcome to last week. :) I hope he gets a big fine slapped on him and few slaps of common sense.

    Who? The OP? :eek:
    Actually I saw but didn't read the post last week, read this one though because for some strange reason the humour took me.

    Wonder if I can sue anybody for $832 million? Time to move to the US :D


  • #8
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    monkeyfudge wrote:
    hahaha... $832 million... I love that number... it's so random.

    I would like to hear his response when the judge asks for a breakdown on how he came up with that particular figure. :)

    EDIT: Yes r3nu4l, the OP. He is aware of there being another thread now.


  • #9
    L5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,951 ✭✭✭L5


    hat made Heckard decide to file suit against Jordan and Knight for $416 million each?

    "Well, you figure with my age and you multiply that times seven and then I turn around and I figure that's what it all boils down to."


  • #10
    Fanny Cradock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,240 ✭✭✭✭Fanny Cradock


    the HORROR!!!!

    clearly $832 million, and no less, is just recompense for the unthinkable torture that this poor, innocent gentleman has had to endure over the years.

    a pox on you jordan


  • #11
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Shouldnt this be in Basketball?


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  • #12
    BrokenArrows
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,548 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    Jordan can sue him back saying "People keep thinking im this Allen Heckard guy" its hurting my image as a cleb cause this guy is a total loser.


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