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Eye's Cream makes you happy.

  • 11-07-2006 05:19PM
    #1
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭


    eyescreamsmall.jpg

    Not this one though.


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  • #2
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Oh my Jesus...

    /me Pokes Ice-Cream


  • #3
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 97,540 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    eyescream.jpg


  • #4
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    AaaaaaiEEEEEE!!!!!


  • #5
    The Free Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭The Free Man


    juicylicious.


  • #6
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    Nice?!?


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  • #7
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Doomspell has eaten worse :p


  • #8
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    I'll have you know, I ate that for dessert earlier on.

    mmmmm....jelly like feeling.


  • #9
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    You sir... are a legend!!!

    //Takes hat off.


  • #10
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:
    You sir... are a legend!!!

    //Takes hat off.

    Although I couldnt help notice the feeling I was being watched.
    I soon put an end to that.


  • #11
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    That's one sexy eye...

    Find me the women it once belonged too!


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  • #12
    Tori
    Closed Accounts Posts: 195 ✭✭Tori


    fade_to_grey wrote:
    That's one sexy eye...

    Find me the women it once belonged too!

    It was my ex-boyfriend's actually - he always said that he wanted to keep an eye on what I ate! :p


  • #13
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Tori wrote:
    It was my ex-boyfriend's actually - he always said that he wanted to keep an eye on what I ate! :p
    I'm in denial.


  • #14
    Tori
    Closed Accounts Posts: 195 ✭✭Tori


    fade_to_grey wrote:
    I'm in denial.

    There's no mascara or make-up on that eye and I'm sure if it be a woman's, it would be shedding a tear for fear of being eaten.


  • #15
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Tori wrote:
    There's no mascara or make-up on that eye and I'm sure if it be a woman's, it would be shedding a tear for fear of being eaten.
    I have it on good authority* that women quite enjoy being eaten! :p
















    *my own...


  • #16
    Tori
    Closed Accounts Posts: 195 ✭✭Tori


    fade_to_grey wrote:
    I have it on good authority* that women quite enjoy being eaten! :p
















    *my own...

    *Draws a breath and blushes*:eek:


  • #17
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Bless your cotton socks! :D


  • #18
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    fade_to_grey wrote:
    That's one sexy eye...

    Find me the women it once belonged too!

    Your in luck

    235405RWyv_w.jpg


    She's available on Thursday. She's wearing a brown colour contact lense for the record.


  • #19
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Oh the filth... :(


  • #20
    Tori
    Closed Accounts Posts: 195 ✭✭Tori


    Where did you get that picture of me?


  • #21
    Tori
    Closed Accounts Posts: 195 ✭✭Tori


    And where's my other eye?


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  • #22
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    /pokes you in your one eye

    :p


  • #23
    Tori
    Closed Accounts Posts: 195 ✭✭Tori


    fade_to_grey wrote:
    /pokes you in your one eye

    :p

    /pokes you in yours......... ouch! :D


  • #24
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    I should have seen that one COMING!!! OH HO! :p


  • #25
    Tori
    Closed Accounts Posts: 195 ✭✭Tori


    Ha ha!

    I'm off to bed - my one eye is closing zzzzzzzz........ nite nite ;)


  • #26
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Sorry, worst pun evar!

    G'night! :D


  • #27
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Off to bed eh?.........wooooo fade, get in there while ya have the chance. :D


  • #28
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Oh Sparky, that is SOOOOOOO 8 and a half hours ago :rolleyes:


    EDIT: I got mine :p


  • #29
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    fade_to_grey wrote:
    Oh Sparky, that is SOOOOOOO 8 and a half hours ago :rolleyes:


    EDIT: I got mine :p

    The internet was closed.

    Anyone wanna see my one eyed monster?


  • #30
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Yes.

    There are three female non-nationals living up the road from me in an estate, and they're all outside right now just pacing up and down the middle of the road... they confuse me! :confused:


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  • #31
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Are they nice looking?
    Invite them inside and show them what the arse forum is all about.


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