I've summed up why Americans are so fat in one picture

pvt. joker · 10-07-2006 09:07PM #1

This is a Bacon, Pork Roll and Pepperoni grinder with american cheese. No idea what the damages are on it...probably 3000 calories and 200 grams of fat

Opinions are welcomed...

Definitions for "grinder" "pork roll" "bacon" "pepperoni" are available upon request

grimloch · 10-07-2006 09:09PM

Man that looks good. I'd love one but I doubt I have the proper supplies to recreate such a sandwich.

Hagar · 10-07-2006 09:10PM

Breakfast roll...

pvt. joker · 10-07-2006 09:12PM

grimloch wrote:

Man that looks good. I'd love one but I doubt I have the proper supplies to recreate such a sandwich.

i actually like rashers more than bacon. the cloest that we can get to rashers over here is "canadian bacon". I prefer to steer clear of anything labeled canada

Aard · 10-07-2006 09:15PM

Whatever that is, it makes me want to vomit.

pvt. joker · 10-07-2006 09:18PM

Aard wrote:

Whatever that is, it makes me want to vomit.

lol

the worst part is that unlike ireland, you can order one of these things until midnight or sometimes after. when we were in ireland, you couldn't get jack **** to eat after like 8pm except those damn toasties

Kintarō Hattori · 10-07-2006 09:19PM

Hmnnn, looks like it might be damn tasty!

muletide · 10-07-2006 09:20PM

pvt. joker wrote:

lol

the worst part is that unlike ireland, you can order one of these things until midnight or sometimes after. when we were in ireland, you couldn't get jack **** to eat after like 8pm except those damn toasties

where were you in a hole in the ground ?

pvt. joker · 10-07-2006 09:22PM

muletide wrote:

where were you in a hole in the ground ?

probably. we were in no man's land. the closest anything to our cottage was kinvara

crosstownk · 10-07-2006 09:24PM

Wow - I feel like vomiting too.

But after a few pints it'd be mighty..............Abrakebabra US style!

Chakar · 10-07-2006 09:25PM

Thats horrible way too much bacon there.

Anto McC · 10-07-2006 09:26PM

Looks tasty

Slightly off topic but is a breakfast roll everyday,Monday to Friday and a full breakfast Saturday and Sunday,too much?

fuzzywiggle · 10-07-2006 09:27PM

That's one ugly cnut of a roll

dlofnep · 10-07-2006 09:28PM

You can nver have too much bacon. Don't be silly. I love a good breakfast roll. I think I'd make love to a breakfast roll on some occasions.. infact, I'm going to go make one right now. I'm starving!

pvt. joker · 10-07-2006 09:29PM

crosstownk wrote:

Wow - I feel like vomiting too.

But after a few pints it'd be mighty..............Abrakebabra US style!

the best thing in thw world after 10-12 pints is a huge roll with salty meats and cheese on it

pvt. joker · 10-07-2006 09:31PM

fuzzywiggle wrote:

That's one ugly cnut of a roll

this cracked me up for some reason

kano476 · 10-07-2006 09:31PM

that looks like what came out my bum sunday morning after 8 pints and a kebab and garlic cheese chip.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 10-07-2006 09:31PM

oh.. that's made me so hungry for a breakfast roll.

can't wait till I'm back in Ireland...
can't wait till I'm back in Ireland...
can't wait till I'm back in Ireland...

pvt. joker · 10-07-2006 09:31PM

Anto McC wrote:

Looks tasty

Slightly off topic but is a breakfast roll everyday,Monday to Friday and a full breakfast Saturday and Sunday,too much?

i tried a full bfast when i was there...i couldn't get past the puddings though

dlofnep · 10-07-2006 09:32PM

12 pints, I'd be wrecked and surely wouldn't have the dexterity to co-ordinate opening my mouth and aiming food at it at the same time.

pvt. joker · 10-07-2006 09:43PM

dlofnep wrote:

12 pints, I'd be wrecked and surely wouldn't have the dexterity to co-ordinate opening my mouth and aiming food at it at the same time.

our first night in ireland me and my brother easily put back 12 each. the barkeep was cool as crap though and at the end of the night said "so did you guys have 4 or 5?" then winked and charged us like 10euro each

AngryBadger · 10-07-2006 09:44PM

I want one!:)

Rhyme · 10-07-2006 09:47PM

SUPERIOR!!

pvt. joker · 10-07-2006 09:51PM

Rhyme wrote:

SUPERIOR!!

that place is pretty close to me, they just had a few radio djs talking about it the other day

Dun laoire · 10-07-2006 09:56PM

That looks well tasty. It's the kind of food though i'd only eat after a serious p1ss up.

Ruu_Old · 10-07-2006 09:57PM

Hardees and the like are whats wrong with America with their steakburger ontop of steakburger, etc.

pvt. joker · 10-07-2006 09:59PM

Ruu wrote:

Hardees and the like are whats wrong with America with their steakburger ontop of steakburger, etc.

i have a huge appetite and i can't eat whole portions here. I was just in Houlihan's (like a fridays or applebees type place) and they had a double half pound cheeseburger on the menu. is there any need for a full pound of beef?

Karl Hungus · 10-07-2006 10:00PM

Rhyme wrote:

SUPERIOR!!

Jesus, I'm getting sick just looking at it. :eek:

Ruu_Old · 10-07-2006 10:06PM

Better not look at this one then, Karl.

Taco Town Taco

Karl Hungus · 10-07-2006 10:09PM

Ruu wrote:

Better not look at this one then, Karl.

Taco Town Taco

Naw, that one was good.

AngryBadger · 10-07-2006 10:12PM

I remember one time at Appleby's in Virginia being bested by a basket of baby-back ribs that just kept re-filling itself.....*sniff* those were good times...:p

I've summed up why Americans are so fat in one picture

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