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Jesus will survive

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  • #2
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    How dare you! I was highly offended by this, poor JC.* The lady (dressed in pink) gave him some look. :D





    *not really :)


  • #3
    Feral Mutant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 950 ✭✭✭Feral Mutant


    Saw it coming


  • #4
    !_Brian_!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 286 ✭✭!_Brian_!


    ha ha ha - class!


  • #5
    dabbler2004
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,008 ✭✭✭dabbler2004


    didn't see it coming...nice one esp on a crap wintry day like today
    :D


  • #6
    AngryBadger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,251 ✭✭✭AngryBadger


    bwahahahahahahaha that was brilliant! :D


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  • #7
    Supercell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,906 ✭✭✭✭Supercell


    Lollers, thats brilliant :) (hope jebus is ok) ;) .
    https://www.loughlinstown.ie/


  • #8
    Doomspell
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    That is fecking brilliant:) Couldn't stop laughing!!


  • #9
    raheny red
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,663 ✭✭✭raheny red


    Crap, it wasn't even the real Jesus :rolleyes: :(


  • #10
    faceman
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,684 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    I found that to be in bad taste.


  • #11
    mysterious
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,133 ✭✭✭mysterious


    At least we got a touch of his feminine side. sadly he left us again.:(


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  • #12
    Davei141
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,541 ✭✭✭Davei141


    faceman wrote:
    I found that to be in bad taste.

    The best ones always are.


  • #13
    mysterious
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,133 ✭✭✭mysterious


    I watched it again...... and god it's funny.:D


  • #14
    Nehpets
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,504 ✭✭✭Nehpets


    haha :D did not see it coming


  • #15
    mysterious
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,133 ✭✭✭mysterious


    Covering my mouth while laughing.. but do you not think we should give him a break. I mean cruicified now get an unmerciful whack with a50 mile an hour bus..:eek:

    Still covering my mouth


























































    Actually I wasnt


  • #16
    tj-music.com
    Closed Accounts Posts: 981 ✭✭✭tj-music.com


    Hilarious!! :D


  • #17
    Somnus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,345 ✭✭✭Somnus


    lol, brilliant :D Wasnt expecting the end


  • #18
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Holy ****, I think I just woke everyone with my laughter! :D


  • #19
    J.R.HARTLEY
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,792 ✭✭✭J.R.HARTLEY


    class right up to the point where they rehashed a very old joke ( "i will survive" followed by dieing) it would have been funnier if he'd done that terrible dancing to the whole song


  • #20
    faceman
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,684 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    Why did it have to be Jesus Christ? Why not George Bush or Gay Byrne? Why choose an icon that will offend? I call upon a return of the crusades to wipe out the blasphemors!


  • #21
    nesf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,635 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    As part of our intensive work at moving threads to their correct homes on boards this thread will be moved to Christianity....


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  • #22
    mysterious
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,133 ✭✭✭mysterious


    nesf wrote:
    As part of our intensive work at moving threads to their correct homes on boards this thread will be moved to Christianity....

    why bother I mean he's dead ffs. I'd put it into theatre and performing arts, we got a glyimpse of Jesus doing alot drama and threatrical movement with the theme I will survive.... sadly he left us again:o


  • #23
    Chakar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,033 ✭✭✭Chakar


    Whoa the end gave me a fright jeez!!


  • #24
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    nesf wrote:
    As part of our intensive work at moving threads to their correct homes on boards this thread will be moved to Christianity....

    Lol!

    Noooo! They'll hang me! :eek:


  • #25
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,065 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    is this actually funny enough for me to get off my chair, plug in my speakers, pause 'fargo' and open a new window?


  • #26
    aidan_walsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    julep wrote:
    is this actually funny enough for me to get off my chair, plug in my speakers, pause 'fargo' and open a new window?
    Only during a commercial break.


  • #27
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,065 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    watching on sky plus. recorded from sky movies. no ad breaks.

    screw it. i'll pause the film. it better be worth all the effort and time.
    i've got to get ready for the pub. i don't have time for things that are unfunny.

    ok. the end was mildly amusing. the first two comments were funnier though.


  • #28
    aidan_walsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    julep wrote:
    no ad breaks.
    I had figured as much, hence was my point.


  • #29
    Brian Capture
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 827 ✭✭✭Brian Capture


    faceman wrote:
    Why did it have to be Jesus Christ? Why not George Bush or Gay Byrne?

    Or Stephen Hawking.
    Or Margaret Hassan
    Or Dr David Kelly
    Or that John Carthy "Abbeylara" dude

    ??


  • #30
    Dooom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Dooom


    ROFL Stephen Hawking would've been brilliant..


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  • #31
    pclancy
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    Please please please move this to the christianity forum. It would get people in trouble, offend people and create a massive 921 page thread of debate thrown backwards and forwards like a tennis ball.

    It was funny I thought. There must be funnier ones tho...


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