pearls of wisdom

The Bollox · 07-07-2006 05:54PM #1

share any pearls of wisdom you may have

"it's hard to be optimistic with a misty optic"

"I'd rather have a bottle infront of me than a frontal lobotomy "

Kernel · 07-07-2006 05:58PM

The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.

Femelade · 07-07-2006 06:00PM

to assume is to make an ass out of you and me. (ass - u - me)

Sengoku79 · 07-07-2006 06:03PM

go to bed with itchy hole, wake up with smelly finger

Ozzy · 07-07-2006 06:03PM

Waste not, want not.
and

The right word may be effective but no word was ever as effective..............
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as a rightly timed pause.

Nalz · 07-07-2006 06:06PM

dont start stupid threads...

wait a minute Im replyin to it,

eh I dunno Im goin to get somethin to eat

Ah theres one, eat stuff to stay alive,

there ya go

The Bollox · 07-07-2006 06:06PM

man who drop watch in toilet have sh1tty time

kdouglas · 07-07-2006 06:11PM

man who walk through door sideways with large erection is going to .........
.........bangkok

er...no seriously...dont know many myself but

Ozzy wrote:

The right word may be effective but no word was ever as effective..............
.................
.................
.................
as a rightly timed pause.

thats good

biko · 07-07-2006 06:14PM

Act on impulse.
Better regret something you did do than something you didn't do.

Archeron · 07-07-2006 06:27PM

Never eat anything bigger than your own head.

faceman · 07-07-2006 06:28PM

Being pesimistic prepares you for your inevitable failure

frobisher · 07-07-2006 06:32PM

Old chinese proverb: He who piss in wind get his own back.

&

If my auntie had balls she'd be my uncle.

LadyJ · 07-07-2006 07:07PM

Put a beggar on horseback and he'll ride to hell!

Doomspell · 07-07-2006 07:16PM

'Never test the depth of water with both feet'

'It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it'

'Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield'

and finnally,

'Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night'

I have more, just ask:D

jrey1981 · 07-07-2006 09:55PM

"drugs are for the weak" was a classic I came out with out of the blue once.

"Trying is the first step to failure" - courtesy of Homer Simpson

Terry · 07-07-2006 10:11PM

judge not lest ye be judged. the best part of the bible and the part that many rabid christians seem to overlook.

Dooom · 07-07-2006 10:30PM

If you think you can fight a bear, you're a jackass.

I think that was from some drunken night after watching a documentary on bear attacks.

/me wanders off to find and steal phrases from the Art of War.

pearls of wisdom

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