"Those women were in the nip"

jrey1981 · 06-07-2006 03:14AM #1

So, lads, if you remember the episode of Father Ted where Dougal unexpectedly encounters several naked housewives on his milk round, have you ever had a similarly Dougalesque encounter that was accidental?

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 06-07-2006 03:22AM

No

Dougal lives a far more interesting life than I do.

Running Bing · 06-07-2006 03:33AM

Nope. never. Probably just as well though as the median age of my area is 93.

Ruu_Old · 06-07-2006 03:37AM

Never had anything that exciting happen. "Two pints...two pints of milk".

Victor · 06-07-2006 03:50AM

"Would ye like some of my pints?" :eek:

/me ran away.

jrey1981 · 06-07-2006 04:08AM

There are a few random occasions when I caught an eyeful.

One involved an innocent (or not, as the case may be) 7 or 8 year-old me, sitting underneath a table in a caravan playing with my lego, unseen by all, and a young lady who had graced a certain page of a certain tabloid newspaper.

It was a hot summers day and she came into the caravan, which was being used as for making tea & sandwiches and as an office at an outdoor event.

She changed out of her jeans into a skirt, and had decided to go without underwear.

Much to the jealousy of the mainly men who attended the event - it was a clay pigeon shoot run by my parents - I caught an eyeful of her getting changed.

"Lucky little bugger," I think was the phrase they used. Of course its all a distant memory now!

Tar.Aldarion · 06-07-2006 04:23AM

I've walked in on some housemates and friends naked, that's about it. Mo naked ho's please!

spacecoyote · 06-07-2006 07:53AM

Used to work in a shop that had unisex changing rooms and on a number of occasions had a few hotties (but majority ugly older women) pop open the door in just their underwear to ask me to get other sizes for them. Never any nudity but some nice bra & panty (greatest word ever) action

7aken · 06-07-2006 09:06AM

i am not a pervert........... but

i used to live in a three story apartment block to which there was another juxtaposed block.... on the second floor of the opposite block there was a girl who never closed her curtains....... im not saying anymore

ps - im not a peeping tom either.

me and the biz · 06-07-2006 09:16AM

When I was 16 I worked in a hotel, lol one night I was bringing a champagne bucket with ice to a room. Knocked on the door, heard a "Come in!" used my key, went in and left the bucket on the table. This elderly English woman came out of the bathroom (wearing the smallest towel I have ever had the displeasure of seeing) stood at the door, was saying something to me and then the towel fell off. I have never been so scared in my life. haha Ran out the door past her

declanoneill · 06-07-2006 09:17AM

me and the biz wrote:

When I was 16 I worked in a hotel, lol one night I was bringing a champagne bucket with ice to a room. Knocked on the door, heard a "Come in!" used my key, went in and left the bucket on the table. This elderly English woman came out of the bathroom (wearing the smallest towel I have ever had the displeasure of seeing) stood at the door, was saying something to me and then the towel fell off. I have never been so scared in my life. haha Ran out the door past her

The things people will do to avoid having to tip, eh?

Dave! · 06-07-2006 09:19AM

7aken wrote:

i am not a pervert........... but

i used to live in a three story apartment block to which there was another juxtaposed block.... on the second floor of the opposite block there was a girl who never closed her curtains....... im not saying anymore

ps - im not a peeping tom either.

You peeping tom pervert!

L31mr0d · 06-07-2006 09:24AM

snowboarding... sauna... liberal french chicks... say no more

Aard · 06-07-2006 09:27AM

Once I walked in on my friend's mother after she had a shower.
:'''(

r3nu4l · 06-07-2006 09:29AM

Yes, when I was fifteen the quite hot woman next door to us was sunbathing in her garden and had her bikini unstrapped at the back to avoid tanlines. I was in the garden when I heard her shout and she stood right up waving her hands and trying to beat a wasp away.

In her haste she had forgotten to hold her bikini top up

Got an eyeful and then retired to the privacy of my bedroom as any 15 year old boy would

Also had one or two others involving a female housemate and her bf. One weekend I was supposed to be going home but changed my mind. She came in with the bf while I was in the house and thinking I was away, proceeded to have some fun

I didn't realise what they were at as she wasn't the screaming type

and came down teh stairs to watch some TV. Opened the door to find her and the bf naked and her with her mouth full :eek:

Talk about rabbits caught in the headlights! It's amazing how loud a stunned silence can be

Robbo · 06-07-2006 09:45AM

One of my neighbours used to sunbathe topless with impunity whilst the neighbourhood children ran around the back garden. Shudder.

No real Robin Askwith moments though, alas.

shnaek · 06-07-2006 09:57AM

7aken wrote:

ps - im not a peeping tom either.

Your long lens camera and telescope set begs to differ.....:D

Dun laoire · 06-07-2006 12:48PM

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Mo naked ho's please!

Love that gif

"Mo naked hoes"

Plug · 06-07-2006 01:02PM

I was going off with my friend and we decided to take a short cut that involved hoping over a wall. Well any way we got up, low and behond we saw to men at it:eek::D

Zapp Brannigan · 06-07-2006 01:19PM

I remember one time when I was in Ibiza, I was about 10 at the time. I had made friends with a bloke from Liverpool and we set off early one lovely sunny morning to go fishing. Well the Scouser, Ciaran, had been telling me of a place his dad brought him to fish somewhere near to our apartments but he couldnt remember exactly where it was. So us being young and reckless we set off to find the spot ourselves.
We climbed up loadsa rocks near the beach and Ciaran started remembering his surroundings so we pushed on. As we climbed up some more rocks we came across, what appeared to be a normal quiet secluded beach. Then our eyes focused and we saw a big orgy. It was all very confusing for me

jrey1981 · 06-07-2006 02:36PM

Aard wrote:

Once I walked in on my friend's mother after she had a shower.
:'''(

Similar to one of my other incidents, when I was watching TV with my friend whose house I was staying at. Must have been about 10 or 11 I guess.

For some reason we were watching it in his parents room, sat on their bed. There was a mirror on top of the TV and his Mum got out of the shower in the ensuite bathroom and so I caught an eyeful of her, in the nip...:D

Another, much more disturbing time, when I was at uni in the UK, my bedroom was at the front of our house.

One evening I was watching TV, and had not yet drawn the curtains. Then some random naked bloke ran onto the front step of the house and stood there for a bit before running away down the street again. :eek:

Tar.Aldarion · 06-07-2006 04:26PM

Dun laoire wrote:

Love that gif

"Mo naked hoes"

Ya, that guy is me. :P

Creamy Goodness · 06-07-2006 05:09PM

"My Name Is Micheal Payne and i am a nosey neighbour"

looder · 06-07-2006 11:43PM

yes:D .. it was about 18 months ago 2 or 3 days before christmas while i was delivering shopping(I work in a supermarket at weekends). i walks up to house with shopping and rings doorbell but no answer so i knocks on window. as i knock i notice a woman running around living room in bra and knicks:mad: lookin for a night gowan to put on to answer door. she wasn't that bad lookin either;) . when she answers door she says sorry i was just trying to wrap a present for my father:p ..

it was a nice early christmas present. last christmas we had 2 go to same house on christmas eve but this time van driver comes with me for a look to see if the same thing is gonna happen again. unfortunatly it didn't

JC 2K3 · 07-07-2006 12:05AM

When I was in Italy at a quiet beach with only a few people around an Italian girl about my age got changed into a bikini without the use of a towel.

She was kinda hot too

slipss · 07-07-2006 12:18AM

jrey1981 wrote:

So, lads, if you remember the episode of Father Ted where Dougal unexpectedly encounters several naked housewives on his milk round, have you ever had a similarly Dougalesque encounter that was accidental?

yeah I delivered milk for about two years when I was a kid, it's mad the things you see when your out driving around at 4am every morning. There used to be this manky aul one that always came out to take the milk of the doorstep as we were delivering it with her night gown wide open and no knickers on, she was about 45 years old and 16 stone... But we always used to see mad stuff just driving around the area, especially on a sunday morning, with everyone coming home after being out all saturday night, lesbians riding in parked cars, 70 year old men walking threw fields in just a pair of boxers, junkies walking backwards down roads, I loved that job, good times.

Mr Magnolia · 07-07-2006 06:41AM

Walking along a secluded beach many moons ago, stumbled across an aul pair in there late 50's going at it like rabbits in the long grass <shudders>

Walked in on my mates mum getting out of the shower, t'was good.

Victor · 08-07-2006 12:39AM

slipss wrote:

lesbians riding in parked cars

How can you drive a parked car?

Cabaal · 08-07-2006 12:59AM

Victor wrote:

How can you drive a parked car?

well they were riding in parked car so perhaps its was a bicycle powered car?

Sparky · 08-07-2006 01:38AM

I walked in on a 21 yr old getting undressed.
Needless to say, she looked so stunning that I wanted to go back in and pretend to make the mistake again.

@ Tar.

http://uploads.sparky-s.com/files/1/MoNakedHoes.gif

John · 08-07-2006 01:47AM

I walked in on my friend's mother in the bath. I didn't need to see that. I've also seen people riding on the bus in both senses of the word ("riding" I mean, not "bus"). Obviously getting the 44C is the new dogging...

Most recently I was at the Trinity Ball and two merry ball goers beside me and my girlfriend did it in the middle of the crowd at the main stage :eek:

"Those women were in the nip"

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