Let's get pensive

fillmore jive · 02-07-2006 09:59PM #1

Why did the chicken cross the road?

02-07-2006 10:04PM

Because it was there.*

*Just like what mountain climbers claim.

Scraggs · 02-07-2006 10:12PM

To get to the other side.

Fin.

humbert · 03-07-2006 12:22AM

Well, you're really asking two questions there. The first one takes me back to 1934. Admiral Burn had just reached the pole, only hours ahead of the Three Stooges...

Sarky · 03-07-2006 12:29AM

Let's get PENISive!

Shabadu · 03-07-2006 01:08PM

Who wears short shorts?

Rhyme · 03-07-2006 03:07PM

fillmore jive wrote:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because its a challenge we should all aspire to complete... of course, it could just be a euphenism.

FlutterinBantam · 03-07-2006 03:25PM

Shabadu wrote:

Who wears short shorts?

Short short people

Doomspell · 03-07-2006 06:12PM

Because that was the chickens goal in life. To get to the other side.

The saying , 'The grass is always greener on the other side', comes to mind:D

singingstranger · 03-07-2006 06:31PM

Because ze pedestrian valkvays in Germany are among ze best in ze world.

kittenkiller · 03-07-2006 07:41PM

Sarky wrote:

Let's get PENISive!

I've nothing to add, just thought this had to be restated!

The Free Man · 03-07-2006 09:37PM

who wears long longs?

Lust4Life · 03-07-2006 10:04PM

And the one farmer looked at the other farmer and said "Me too! But what ever you do, don't sell that cow!".

L4L

Demetrius · 03-07-2006 10:16PM

Nobody crosses...The Road! If so, you will pay dearly.

04-07-2006 01:10AM

fillmore jive wrote:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cause there was a pub on the other side
And he wanted to get fried!:D

Matt Holck · 04-07-2006 01:22AM

so anyway
my cup wasn't on right or it was on sightly to the right
what a pain
and she says "Ya, it's like when the underwire is out of place"
and had to step out to make adjustments

amp · 04-07-2006 03:27AM

We Wear Long Legs!

Tar.Aldarion · 04-07-2006 05:03AM

I love you, I have a drowning grip on your adoring face.

Shabadu · 04-07-2006 09:31AM

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

I love you, I have a drowning grip on your adoring face.

Chickens don't have faces.

Lust4Life · 04-07-2006 12:26PM

They have faces and fecies!!!!
(how's that for pensive???)

L4L

Tar.Aldarion · 04-07-2006 03:46PM

My PHILOSOPHIES! NoooooooooooooOOOOo!
If chickens don't have lips, can I kiss them?

Shabadu · 04-07-2006 04:57PM

With your nose!

Tar.Aldarion · 04-07-2006 07:16PM

Eskimo kisses, nature at it's most dangerous!
Eskimo%20Kiss%20jpg.JPG

^^^^That's some Penor.

Doomspell · 04-07-2006 07:47PM

Lol

Matt Holck · 04-07-2006 10:17PM

I saw pidgeons open beak kissing
and playing piggy back

Gaillimhtaibhse · 05-07-2006 01:55AM

They must have been crossing something besides the road?

18AD · 05-07-2006 01:26PM

fillmore jive wrote:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

If I told you it would prove I didn't know.

Doomspell · 05-07-2006 05:23PM

I like to repeat myself.......*ahem*

because the grass was greener on the other side

Gaillimhtaibhse · 08-07-2006 09:09AM

A German band was practicing the playing of Oktober Fest songs, one of which was the Chicken Dance. In dancing to this tune, and needing leg room, the chicken criss crossed the road.

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 09-07-2006 01:28PM

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was going to college to meet your mom!

10-07-2006 02:01AM

The chicken didn't cross the road, silly! The chicken was cross because it road to a fast food joint where you would eat it.:D

Let's get pensive

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