Advertisement
Help Keep Boards Alive. Support us by going ad free today. See here: https://subscriptions.boards.ie/.
https://www.boards.ie/group/1878-subscribers-forum

Private Group for paid up members of Boards.ie. Join the club.
Hi all, please see this major site announcement: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058427594/boards-ie-2026

I'm gonna ask my boss to blow me in the jacks

  • 30-06-2006 01:59PM
    #1
    Brian Capture
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 827 ✭✭✭


    It's my last day, what have I got to lose?


«13

Comments

  • #2
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Lol! Wtf?

    Go on!Let us know how it goes!


  • #3
    petes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Your dignity.


  • #4
    Stephen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    Any possibility of a good reference.


  • #5
    Spastafarian
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 749 ✭✭✭Spastafarian


    Brian Capture wrote:
    It's my last day, what have I got to lose?

    It could be quite pleasant too.


  • #6
    me and the biz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭me and the biz


    What if he agrees to?


  • Advertisement
  • #7
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Stephen wrote:
    Any possibility of a good reference.
    He'd have to blow his boss to get that.


  • #8
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,065 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    is he good looking?


  • #9
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    me and the biz wrote:
    What if he agrees to?
    Ever thought it might be a she?


  • #10
    Vegeta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,392 ✭✭✭✭Vegeta


    ah sher give it a lash anyway, let us know how it goes


  • #11
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    LadyJ wrote:
    Ever thought it might be a she?
    Can't you read? He said his 'boss'!


  • Advertisement
  • #12
    Brian Capture
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 827 ✭✭✭Brian Capture


    It all depends on whether she uses her teeth or not.


  • #13
    Vegeta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,392 ✭✭✭✭Vegeta


    monkeyfudge wrote:
    Can't you read? He said his 'boss'!

    brilliant :D


  • #14
    Vokes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,836 ✭✭✭Vokes


    I call my (female) manager, boss :);)


  • #15
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    best of luck with it... tell us how it goes.... haha


  • #16
    Supercell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,903 ✭✭✭✭Supercell


    Only in after hours, lollers, OP do let us know how this turns out.
    https://www.loughlinstown.ie/


  • #17
    Brian Capture
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 827 ✭✭✭Brian Capture


    She's in a meeting until 3.30pm

    I've left a message with her secretary.

    I hope she does though, I've got a serious case of the hangover horn today


  • #18
    RoadSweeper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,513 ✭✭✭RoadSweeper


    monkeyfudge wrote:
    Can't you read? He said his 'boss'!


    can you?


  • #19
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Brian Capture wrote:
    She's in a meeting until 3.30pm

    I've left a message with her secretary.

    lmao... Legend, this is class!


  • #20
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Brian Capture wrote:
    I've got a serious case of the hangover horn today

    In fairness OP she might give you boot in the crotch. Either way though,the horn will be gone!


  • #21
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    LadyJ wrote:
    In fairness OP she might give you boot in the crotch. Either way though,the horn will be gone!

    Is that what you'd do LadyJ?


  • Advertisement
  • #22
    Stephen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    sexual harrassment suit ftw


  • #23
    Brian Capture
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 827 ✭✭✭Brian Capture


    If she agrees I plan to shout 'FAREWELL' as she's doing it.

    Or else 'EAT THAT, NOW, SUCK THIS!'

    I'm such a charmer.


  • #24
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    steve06 wrote:
    Is that what you'd do LadyJ?

    I don't rightly know!

    I'd probably just tell him to go ahead and I'd meet him in there,then send in some kind of huge security guard!


  • #25
    Brian Capture
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 827 ✭✭✭Brian Capture


    Stephen wrote:
    sexual harrassment suit ftw


    ftw = ?


  • #26
    Brian Capture
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 827 ✭✭✭Brian Capture


    Should I interrupt her meeting?


  • #27
    Vegeta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,392 ✭✭✭✭Vegeta


    Brian Capture wrote:
    ftw = ?

    for the win, as in he bets it'll end in a court case


  • #28
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Brian Capture wrote:
    Should I interrupt her meeting?
    Sure,why not?

    You can walk in doing the helicopter!


  • #29
    GrumPy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,566 ✭✭✭GrumPy


    LadyJ wrote:
    I don't rightly know!

    I'd probably just tell him to go ahead and I'd meet him in there,then send in some kind of huge security guard!

    He'd just ask the security gaurd to sort him out then!


  • #30
    Zapp Brannigan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,326 ✭✭✭Zapp Brannigan


    What bout your reference though?


  • Advertisement
  • #31
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    LadyJ wrote:
    I don't rightly know!

    I'd probably just tell him to go ahead and I'd meet him in there,then send in some kind of huge security guard!

    ouch


This discussion has been closed.
Advertisement
Advertisement