fart ass lifting?

fish fingers · 25-06-2006 07:18PM #1

how many fellas here lift their arse when they fart?? is it very important or what

muletide · 25-06-2006 07:19PM

oh dear

Heyes · 25-06-2006 07:19PM

nice :rolleyes:

id say 5 mins till shut

iFight · 25-06-2006 07:21PM

good thread

Huggles · 25-06-2006 07:23PM

im going for ten mins!!

fish fingers · 25-06-2006 07:26PM

the worst is when you lift for a spectacular one and nothing happens:p

muletide · 25-06-2006 07:27PM

the worst is when you start a thread for something spectacular and nothing happens

Da Bounca · 25-06-2006 07:27PM

If i'm looking for volume I do the auld lift technique, other than that i let it slip out gradually, no forcing of farts, had a bit of a mishap once.

ferdi · 25-06-2006 07:27PM

it helps with leverage.

fish fingers wrote:

the worst is when you lift for a spectacular one and nothing happens:p

Thats whats called a 'miss fire'.

Dave! · 25-06-2006 07:28PM

lol, some deadly threads today!

I usually do if I'm trying to be subtle... I just kinda change the way I'm sitting. Otherwise the gas is coming out of a tighter squeeze, so it's likely to be louder... and more violent. Like I could instantly kill the person sitting beside me with the force.

Whereas the smell usually takes a good 2 or 3 minutes to kill them, giving me time to flee from the scene!

fish fingers · 25-06-2006 07:29PM

forcing causes the old follow thru:(

iFight · 25-06-2006 07:31PM

fish fingers wrote:

forcing causes the old follow thru:(

Never that pleasant, the owl wet ones

fish fingers · 25-06-2006 07:34PM

worst is when you chance one, next thing, disaster. "ill get my coat"

fart ass lifting?

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