Speeding

Well my other half has just been stopped - he was doing 130 and the speed limit was 100.(Obviously he has a full tank now!:D ) Fair enough.
BUT we both smoke roll up cigarettes, and we both have a little Rizla tin machine that makes them - you keep the tobacco in it, stick a filter and the paper in, and out pops a ciggie! Pain in the arse, but you so smoke less!
The gard that stopped him spied the machine on the passenger seat, took it, sniffed it,accused him of having dope, searched the car,kept him for 40 mins.
Ufckin hell!