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Never Have I Ever

  • 18-06-2006 12:42AM
    #1
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭


    Based on the old drinking game - you state something that you have never done, for instance skydived or been arrested.

    Next poster must then have done this (actually been arrested or skydived). A brief explanation is required "Skydived last year as birthday present" and then the poster makes next Have Never I Ever statement.

    And so it goes... hope you like.

    Only state things that are possible to accomplish - no austronaut, active volcano swimming or mad threadstoppers please.

    I start: Never Have I Ever been to Canada.


Comments

  • #2
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,554 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    *points at location*

    I've never killed a man.


  • #3
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,065 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    I've never had sex with a living person.


  • #4
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    ^^^ I am pregnant and not with the son of God therefore...

    Never ever have I sucked off a hippopotamus.

    (and I refuse to believe that's a threadstopper)


  • #5
    the Shades
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 697 ✭✭✭the Shades


    I was thrown out and banned from the zoo...

    Never ever have I touched the hand of God


  • #6
    tman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    * points at rhino juice dripping from lips *

    Never have I ever posted in GLB issues


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  • #7
    jimmycrackcorm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,371 ✭✭✭✭jimmycrackcorm


    Never have I <Deleted>


  • #8
    Creamy Goodness
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,450 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    never have i watched lost.


  • #9
    imeddyhobbs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,026 ✭✭✭imeddyhobbs


    i have never s**** on myself after drinking too much guinness


  • #10
    Dirk Gently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,779 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    never have I lost a game of pool

    /damn your fast posting eddie hobbs :(


  • #11
    rsta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,261 ✭✭✭rsta


    i have never ever given birth...


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  • #12
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    rsta wrote:
    i have never ever given birth...
    I've given birth to many wonderful animal characters from my mind.

    There's Mr and Mrs. Sqeeks the mice, Mrs. Chips my cat, Darwin the monkey and who could forget the irrepressible Mrs. McGillicuddy?

    I have never had 'relations' with an Irish female. (Irish Americans don't count)


  • #13
    Kinetic^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,224 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    Never ever have I seen a worse attempt at a thread..........ever!!!!!!!!!!!


  • #14
    Auslander
    Closed Accounts Posts: 92 ✭✭Auslander


    I have never travelled to Germany to pick up a camper I bought on mobile.de


  • #15
    Dirk Gently
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,779 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    I have never ever got my moneys worth when travelling to Germany to pick up a camper I bought on mobile.de
    (All those unprofitable trips :( )


  • #16
    Hal1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,718 ✭✭✭Hal1


    Never been to a brothel...:o


  • #17
    Egyptian
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 352 ✭✭Egyptian


    Drunken night..................

    I've never turned down sex when offered

    __


  • #18
    phantom_lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,896 ✭✭✭✭phantom_lord


    In keeping with the sexual tone...

    I've never had sexual relations with a member of the same sex,


  • #19
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Not to ruin the buzz but

    your gh3y... :(


  • #20
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    i did kiss a bloke once* ... does that count?

    never have i ever teabagged someone's drink when they went to the toilet



    *and you know who you are you sexy beast


  • #21
    faceman
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,684 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    and i wud have got away with it too if me ginger pubes didnt show around the glass...

    i have never eaten poo


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