Double Entendres

gimmick · 16-06-2006 10:09AM #1

Got an absolutely outstanding one out of an unwitting colleague there recently. I was going to the shop at lunchtime, and asked the rest of them did they want anything.

Girl: Would you get me a sausage roll
Me: Sure, what kind?
Girl: A long hot soft one please, I dont like hard ones, they are too flaky!

I shít you not

Orlee · 16-06-2006 10:13AM

I'll double your entendre - The Tod!

Pighead · 16-06-2006 10:16AM

Pighead will give you one......... later.

Lambsbread · 16-06-2006 10:17AM

I'd like to in your endo - The Todd

Yook · 16-06-2006 11:36AM

Lambsbread wrote:

I'd like to in your endo - The Todd

Good Try!

BMH · 16-06-2006 11:42AM

A woman walked into a bar and asked for a double enterdre and the bar man gave her one.

...

...

...

the Shades · 16-06-2006 12:03PM

gimmick wrote:

Got an absolutely outstanding one out of an unwitting colleague there recently. I was going to the shop at lunchtime, and asked the rest of them did they want anything.

Girl: Would you get me a sausage roll
Me: Sure, what kind?
Girl: A long hot soft one please, I dont like hard ones, they are too flaky!

I shít you not

well I guess we know she didn't see that one coming

Beetlebum · 16-06-2006 03:01PM

I was in a cafe with some mates one day and I got this creamy hazelnut
dessert thing. One of my mates asked me if it was nice and muppet that I am, I answered ' Oh, yeah it's gorgeous....I love sweet creamy nutty things...'
*cough*....I am so smart...smrt, I mean smart!!

Piste · 16-06-2006 03:06PM

BMH wrote:

A woman walked into a bar and asked for a double enterdre and the bar man gave her one.

...

...

...

Damn you BMH, beat me to it, that was the first thing I thought of when I read this thread title!

My friend asked me what I had for lunch and I said "I had a hot 6 inch Sub, it didn't fill me though, I would have preferred a 12 inch"

Mr. Presentable · 16-06-2006 03:15PM

There's some beauties here

http://e-wok.com.au/e-Spam/e-Spam.php?intSpamID=219

OMcGovern · 16-06-2006 03:22PM

A single girl here where I work was telling me that she was mildly anemic....
I told her that she just needed more meat inside her....

Another variation.... vegetarian girls..... it's been a while since they had meat inside them..

Pighead · 16-06-2006 03:22PM

nipplenuts wrote:

There's some beauties here

http://e-wok.com.au/e-Spam/e-Spam.php?intSpamID=219

Mmmmmm those nipplenuts are indeed beauties.
(Insert comma where appropriate)

WhiteWashMan · 16-06-2006 03:52PM

Pighead wrote:

Mmmmmm those nipplenuts are indeed, beauties.
(Insert comma where appropriate)

i dont get it.....

16-06-2006 03:54PM

Two commas would have to be used there, I think.

WhiteWashMan · 16-06-2006 03:57PM

bluewolf wrote:

Two commas would have to be used there, I think.

ah come on!

i set that up beautifully!

youre supposed to say

'i bet you dont' or something similar!

Self Five! *wat-tish*
/the todd

Pighead · 16-06-2006 03:58PM

If one were to place the comma after "those" then it would suggest that Pighead was alluding to the fact that the entendres in the link were beauties.

Without the comma I'm merely lusting after her nipplenuts.