The no 'e' thread

Black Swan · 15-06-2006 01:26AM

Th* plan* was falling from th* sky. It ran out of fu*l b*caus* th*y couldn't afford th* incr*as*d pric* at th* pump. Th* pilot struggl*d with th* controls as it d*c*nd*d at an incr*asing sp**d. Th* pass*ng*rs could b* h*ard scr*******************aming as th*y crash*d.

Blush_01 · 15-06-2006 01:29AM

You suck too.

Black Swan · 15-06-2006 01:44AM

Oh it's that hour
For night to cast
It's dim thoughts
Upon us all.

Sad moods win
With words of hurt
That would not
Fall by light of day.

What do you say
To finish this
Oh fiction bard
Blush only 1?

Blush_01 · 15-06-2006 01:46AM

I luv ya though, Lagoon of the sappirosity.

Tar.Aldarion · 15-06-2006 01:46AM

Man, this is r*ally *asy.

Dirk Gently · 15-06-2006 01:59AM

Blush_01 wrote:

I call that smart moving, not plagiarism. Stupid clown, wasting hours.

It is all too handy to clown bag. Wasting hours is a wrong assumption. Possibly a fifth of an hour for long posts but its all worth it if it brings joy to TCN postaholics. Blush01 should not display frustration. No TCN postaholics think you should post as good as clown bag, just go about your own posts and try not look up to clown bag so much. Just post to your own ability. Good luck with it. (You can do with good luck)

Yours originally (dig at you captain midnight)

Clown bag.

p.s. Scraggs looks sorry for implying clown bag did fix posts. I don't think scraggs will insult again so (((big hug))) and fun happy thoughts to Scraggs. All is cool with us again.

Black Swan · 15-06-2006 02:00AM

No man is such a common sort. Tar is high on words that woo girls to his loft. But Tar may not know which Lagoon, as two may play an avatar.

Blush_01 · 15-06-2006 02:08AM

Clown Bag thinks too much of Clown Bag.

Tar.Aldarion · 15-06-2006 02:09AM

It's quit* tru*

Dirk Gently · 15-06-2006 02:26AM

If this clown did not pat his own back who would. No body says good things about clown bag so I must say good things or watch boards postaholics slag off my amazing posts. Its no fun having postaholics cry about how good I am. I must big up my own posts as nobody says good things, only cranky things in frustration of lack of postaholics own ability.

Black Swan · 15-06-2006 02:37AM

A clown with a frown?

Blush_01 · 15-06-2006 02:39AM

Cry? Poihaps you do do humour.:p

Dirk Gently · 15-06-2006 03:03AM

TCN postaholics bad words turn this clowns happy outlook into a frown.

To TCN postaholics I say Ca bhfuil an gra?

Young blush01 .......Bí i do thost agus Póg mo thóin

scraggs......Is dócha nach bhfuil sans ar bith ann?

Tar...... Bí ' do thost, Ní mórán thú agus D'anam don diabhal

ahh, not as many *'s in Irish.

What do you know, its actually handy to know.

Blush_01 · 15-06-2006 03:05AM

Gabh mo l*ithsc*il? Póg do thóin f*in, amadán.

Dirk Gently · 15-06-2006 03:43AM

Blush_01 wrote:

Gabh mo l*ithsc*il? Póg do thóin f*in, amadán.

:eek: you cant turn it back on clown bag, thats not fair!

Blush_01 · 15-06-2006 03:45AM

How's about you bit* m*, *h?

Dirk Gently · 15-06-2006 04:00AM

looks as if blush is not happy with clown bag.

Go dtachta an diabhal thú

Scraggs · 15-06-2006 05:47AM

Ní maith liom posta's using *'s its a kind of smashing of the strict rools to this grouping of posts.

Shabadu · 17-06-2006 12:59AM

Hi guys! How is you all tonight? I'm grand. A bit snoozy though, so i'll bid you all goodnight.

BlueSpiral · 17-06-2006 07:16PM

Drugs are bad, kids.

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 17-06-2006 07:19PM

But Spiral wont still stop!!! :eek:

BlueSpiral · 17-06-2006 07:22PM

Huh?

my brain hurts now. ;_;

I don't do drugs, cuz drugs bad.

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 17-06-2006 07:25PM

Aw poor brain.

Spiral says dont do drugs but will not stop taking drugs

)

BlueSpiral · 17-06-2006 07:27PM

Should not go into accusation production.

You nasty.

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 17-06-2006 07:30PM

Thats not right, i not nasty

Mr.Nice Guy · 18-06-2006 10:19PM

Aloha chaps.

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 18-06-2006 10:21PM

Hi Mr.N Guy

Lust4Life · 23-06-2006 12:47AM

If I had an hour of clarity I’d not hand it off to charity.
I would strain my small and aching brain to add a posting to this strain.
It’s hardly a lowdown dirty trick that L4L’s a groovy chick
who plays this toiling round with words and still walk off with a wit not poor.
With no small words cut up to fit, ‘Tis tough I say! And still I sit!
If glory awards to ClownBag’s Post, This should stand as rhyming most!
I am talking in haiku. I can do it. Bag, can you????

L4L

Capt'n Midnight · 23-06-2006 10:09PM

Haiku Warning Popups

Your work was so big.
It might be fairly important.
But now it is not.

That url you want
you cannot find, but
many billions you can

Chaos whirls within.
focus, chill and logoff
tranquility is yours

Program aborting:
Shut down all of your work.
You ask far too much.

A Windows NT crash !
I am a BSOD
You cry without a sound.

Last month it was ok.
Today it is not working.
This is Windows

First snow, then no sound
This thousand-dollar monitor
A rainbow on a dry day

When looking shows a loss,
A gap is a chasm,
"My Book" is not found.

The Tao that prints
Is not truthfully Tao
until you add colour again

Stay the constant path
Of small worth is your fury.
The LAN is down.

A crash turns
Your costly CPU
To a thin slab of rock.

You stand in the flow,
But it flows past,
This graphic flows too

Out of ram
you wish to hold all the sky,
But you can not do so.

Having lost it
The document you look for
You must type it all again

Bad tidings.
All shortcuts vanish.
Your Display, Your Mind. Both blank.

All is lost; Your work
now just random fluctuations
Drink Poison (yes/no)?

I'm sorry, it's -- um --
syntax -- how do you say ?
Words fail to clarify...

Watching my major fault
Through dark windows
I try again and again

The program was willing,
It ran the algorithms
But silicon got too hot

Dot matrix not working.
Fatal it is.
Try a crayon now ?

Things don't work.
You can't ID how or why.
Fault is of lazy program analyst.

A slow LAN
Fourth 404 for forum,
poor plum blossom.

Lust4Life · 27-06-2006 11:11PM

Aw, Captain, I bow to your Utmost Haiku skills!!!!!!

L4L

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