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The no 'e' thread

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    Clown bag, so much work and you still suck. Tough biscuit to you, I must say. Now, as for your brilliant display of crap (look up), *big, big hug*. That's TCN spirit, so it is.

    I was busy writing rubbish of a wholly dissimilar sort. Charming to spot such a loyal, faithful soul amid ordinary boards postaholics. You rock. With admiration, I bow to your might.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,116 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    no bad words there, just a photo of candy!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    You will all no doubt concur with what I am about to say. I’m back from boards nightly shut down and I’m not happy with a handful of wild posts from just prior of boards back up.

    First of all, blush 01's post is not at all as good as my post. Try as you will, clown bag is obviously way too cool for you. I can't fathom why you would attack a good looking clown in such a way accounting for how I was so gracious as to wish you good things in my original transcript. As for young Tar, both of us know you cunningly got out of saying anything to rival the mighty clown by posting a photo which only displays your lack of will to rival such an amazing posting clown as I am.

    down with trying to bluff your way out of a tight spot. Clown bag wins again.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    A silly post to play
    At night and not by day

    For toss and turn
    And wink not burn

    From Cuckoo's sight
    A word that might

    Stink this avatar
    By giving low par

    Participation.

    Got to run
    And miss the fun!

    Finish you may
    What is to say...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    Ok, that last post was kind of alright.

    Lagoon gains my approval.

    I'm still king though.

    Amazing clown is going to log off now.

    night night and wishing you all a kinky clown fantasy.
    (You all know you think of clown bag at night)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    what is going on . can a good discussion not start on this stupid talk site? ;)


    fook I suck.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,116 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    w00t.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,089 ✭✭✭fuzzywiggle


    how boring


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    Clown Bag lacks humour in a major way.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    not funny


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    This Thr- no,

    This post-orgy has my... h

    Damn it! :/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    L4m3


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Haha not as handy as you thought spiral!

    Tis a tricky post-orgy i concur


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    What's so tricky about it? Obviously if any of you had my amazing ability you wouldn't find it half as hard as you do. Clown bag mocks and laughs at you, trying to adapt words in your puny posts. Looks as if Spain is winning a match with only 22 units play on the 90 unit clock. Luis Garcia claims first goal but I think Alonso got it. Can't wait for Poland’s match tonight against host nation. A good national rivalry should add to occasion of said match.

    Happy fun thoughts to all,

    Clown bag.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Damn your big word holding brain. Showing off is not a good quality to carry.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    it is if your a clown.

    I display to public posting humans what said group wants from clowns.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,217 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Oh, I am so looking forward to tonights match. Will go to my local pub for pints of stout and a slagging match with any Krauts I can find.
    Got a gift, a POLSKA scarf from a polish girl, so will bring that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,089 ✭✭✭fuzzywiggle


    I think 1 man is putting too much work into this ''post-orgy''


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    Football fans should look forward to said match alright. I wish that Poland will do ok this world cup. Always good for craic in pubs if big crowds of fans support a country playing on the big T.V. Many polish fans in this country should add to occasion.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    I think 1 man is putting too much work into this ''post-orgy''

    It's not work, its a joy to bring happy posts to you lot.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,643 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Nice Guy


    Clown Bag ain't so good. Look at his fixing of his posts!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    Total fix I call for a counting again of posts


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    What will counting of posts fix scraggs?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    Haha not as handy as you thought spiral!

    Tis a tricky post-orgy i concur
    Shut up!

    My word
    /hugs word:)


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,171 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Ok I think I should try this out..

    If youth, throughout all history, had had a champion to stand up for it; to show a doubting world that a child can think; and, possibly, do it practically; you wouldn’t constantly run across folks today who claim that “a child don’t know anything.”A child’s brain starts functioning at birth; and has, amongst its many infant convolutions, thousands of dormant atoms, into which God has put a mystic possibility for noticing an adult’s act, and figuring out its purport.

    Up to about its primary school days a child thinks, naturally, only of play. But many a form of play contains disciplinary factors. “You can’t do this,” or “that puts you out,” shows a child that it must think, practically or fail. Now, if, throughout childhood, a brain has no opposition, it is plain that it will attain a position of “status quo,” as with our ordinary animals. Man knows not why a cow, dog or lion was not born with a brain on a par with ours; why such animals cannot add, subtract, or obtain from books and schooling, that paramount position which Man holds today.

    But a human brain is not in that class. Constantly throbbing and pulsating, it rapidly forms opinions; attaining an ability of its own; a fact which is startlingly shown by an occasional child “prodigy” in music or school work. And as, with our dumb animals, a child’s inability convincingly to impart its thoughts to us, should not class it as ignorant.

    Upon this basis I am going to show you how a bunch of bright young folks did find a champion; a man with boys and girls of his own; a man of so dominating and happy individuality that Youth is drawn to him as is a fly to a sugar bowl. It is a story about a small town. It is not a gossipy yarn; nor is it a dry, monotonous account, full of such customary “fill-ins” as “romantic moonlight casting murky shadows down a long, winding country road.” Nor will it say anything about tinklings lulling distant folds; robins carolling at twilight, nor any “warm glow of lamplight” from a cabin window. No. It is an account of up-and-doing activity; a vivid portrayal of Youth as it is today; and a practical discarding of that worn-out notion that “a child don’t know anything.”

    Now, any author, from history’s dawn, always had that most important aid to writing: an ability to call upon any word in his dictionary in building up his story. That is, our strict laws as to word construction did not block his path. But in my story that mighty obstruction will constantly stand in my path; for many an important, common word I cannot adopt, owing to its orthography.

    I shall act as a sort of historian for this small town; associating with its inhabitants, and striving to acquaint you with its youths, in such a way that you can look, knowingly, upon any child, rich or poor; forward or “backward;” your own, or John Smith’s, in your community. You will find many young minds aspiring to know how, and why such a thing is so. And, if a child shows curiosity in that way, how ridiculous it is for you to snap out:— “Oh! Don’t ask about things too old for you!”

    Such a jolt to a young child’s mind, craving instruction, is apt so to dull its avidity, as to hold it back in its school work. Try to look upon a child as a small, soft young body and a rapidly growing, constantly inquiring brain. It must grow to maturity slowly. Forcing a child through school by constant night study during hours in which it should run and play, can bring on insomnia; handicapping both brain and body.

    Now this small town in our story had grown in just that way:— slowly; in fact, much too slowly to stand on a par with many a thousand of its kind in this big, vigorous nation of ours. It was simply stagnating; just as a small mountain brook, coming to a hollow, might stop, and sink from sight, through not having a will to find a way through that obstruction; or around it. You will run across such a dormant town, occasionally; possibly so dormant that only outright isolation by a fast-moving world, will show it its folly. If you will tour Asia, Yucatan, or parts of Africa and Italy, you will find many sad ruins of past kingdoms. Go to Indo-China and visit its gigantic Ankhor Vat; call at Damascus, Baghdad and Samarkand. What sorrowful lack of ambition many such a community shows in thus discarding such high-class construction! And I say, again, that so will Youth grow dormant, and hold this big, throbbing world back, if no champion backs it up; thus providing it with an opportunity to show its ability for looking forward, and improving unsatisfactory conditions.

    So this small town of Branton Hills was lazily snoozing amidst up-and-doing towns, as Youth’s Champion, John Gadsby, took hold of it; and shook its dawdling, flabby body until its inhabitants thought a tornado had struck it. Call it tornado, volcano, military onslaught, or what you will, this town found that it had a bunch of kids who had wills that would admit of no snoozing; for that is Youth, on its forward march of inquiry, thought and action.

    If you stop to think of it, you will find that it is customary for our “grown-up” brain to cast off many of its functions of its youth; and to think only of what it calls “topics of maturity.” Amongst such discards is many a form of happy play; many a muscular activity such as walking, running, climbing; thus totally missing that alluring “joy of living” of childhood. If you wish a vacation from financial affairs, just go out and play with Youth. Play “blind-man’s buff,’’ “hop-scotch,” “ring toss,” and football. Go out to a charming woodland spot on a picnic with a bright, happy, vivacious group. Sit down at a corn roast; a marshmallow toast; join in singing popular songs; drink a quart of good, rich milk; burrow into that big lunch box; and all such things as banks, stocks, and family bills, will vanish on fairy wings, into oblivion.

    But this is not a claim that Man should stay always youthful. Supposing that that famous Spaniard, landing upon Florida’s coral strands, had found that mythical Fountain of Youth; what a calamity for mankind! A world without maturity of thought; without man’s full-grown muscular ability to construct mighty buildings, railroads and ships; a world without authors, doctors, savants, musicians; nothing but Youth! I can think of but a solitary approval of such a condition; for such a horror as war would not, —could not occur; for a child is, naturally, a small bunch of sympathy. I know that boys will “scrap ;” also that “spats” will occur amongst girls; but, at such a monstrosity as killings by bombing towns, sinking ships, or mass annihilation of marching troops, childhood would stand aghast. Not a tiny bird would fall; nor would any form of gun nor facility for manufacturing it, insult that almost Holy purity of youthful thought. Anybody who knows that wracking sorrow brought upon a child by a dying puppy or cat, knows that childhood can show us that our fighting, our policy of “a tooth for a tooth,” is abominably wrong.

    So, now to start our story. . .


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,171 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    But our story cannot start just now. I am building it word by word for you. It has a formal constraint. It is missing that tiny thing that allows most words. So I can't say much about my guts—or anything—which is good. What I would say most quickly I can't say at all so I won't. Much is off limits. All atrocious, lofty pronunciations of truth must go. Also, any lyrical, alluring romanticism is way out. I simply can't go out of control and drip insidious stanzas about gold sunlight glinting off of a fish pond or crimson zinnias rustling on a hill or birds flying through an indigo sky. I can't wax cynical vicious factual indignant arrogant or optimistic. So I won't discuss my mood. I won't talk about your hair. Good thing. You wouldn't want to put up with all that anyway. It might rub you a wrong way and I wouldn't want that. I can almost list what I won't put into words. But not all of it. I will just put it this way: you thwart my ability to not think. Why can't I just stop?

    As I look at the posts from the boards patrons, it magics up in my minds occular facility an iconic vista of a typical night of button pushing for the occupants of this forum.

    Cautious, rapt, wildly happy,
    mind stuck in clouds,
    a typist bangs away most slowly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭Dirk Gently


    Capt'n Midnight mocks clown bag by plagiarising data from this location

    capt'n midnight caught out by amazing clown

    No fix posts from clown bag. Such a lazy try by captin midnight to out do clown bags always original posts.

    scraggs, I'm not happy with you :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭The Free Man


    clown bag wrote:
    Capt'n Midnight mocks clown bag by plagiarising data from this location

    capt'n midnight caught out by amazing clown


    roflmao stung!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    clown bag wrote:
    scraggs, I'm not happy with you :(
    Why not my good sir?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    clown bag wrote:
    Capt'n Midnight mocks clown bag by plagiarising data from this location

    capt'n midnight caught out by amazing clown

    No fix posts from clown bag. Such a lazy try by captin midnight to out do clown bags always original posts.

    scraggs, I'm not happy with you :(

    I call that smart moving, not plagiarism. Stupid clown, wasting hours.


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