Smells

Pighead · 06-06-2006 09:15PM #1

Pighead had a big dirty KFC earlier on for his dinner and being the bold fcuker that I am I never washed my hands after it with that stinking clean up tissue they give you. I'm here at work sniffing my fingers at the moment and thy're fabulous.

Freshly cut grass is a weird one as I love the smell of it yet becasue of my Hay Fever it almost always ends in tears so I tend to stay away. Pighead absolutely loves the smell of really cheesy crisps and can spend up to 7 0r 8 mins inhaling into a freshly emptied bag yet even though my toenails smell exactly like the cheesy crisps I find myself racked with guilt every time I sniff me nails.

I remember a stripper approaching me once at a private party and she came right up close and started jiggling her funbags in my pretty face. Yeah, very nice except she stunk so bad of B.O. that I did a nasty dry retch. Thinking about that now, people maybe thought I was gay. She really was stinking though.

Anyway. Anyone else into smells?

aidan_walsh · 06-06-2006 09:18PM

Pighead wrote:

I remember a stripper approaching me once at a private party and she came right up close and started jiggling her funbags in my pretty face. Yeah, very nice except she stunk so bad of B.O. that I did a nasty dry retch. Thinking about that now, people maybe thought I was gay. She really was stinking though.

Such a romantic tale, how you met Mrs. Pighead.

Pompey Magnus · 06-06-2006 09:18PM

I actually quite like the smell of petrol.

whiskeyman · 06-06-2006 09:20PM

shoe polish.
I'd polish my shoes for work every day if I wasnt so damn lazy.
Tis great to do on a sunday night....

I'm mad I am...

I can remembered saving empty bags of skips when we were kids so we could inhale the lovely smell later on.... t'was hard times in the 80s kids...

biko · 06-06-2006 09:22PM

Fresh cut grass and wood fires (birch wood).
Girls right out of the shower still smelling of soap.

arbeitsscheuer · 06-06-2006 09:23PM

Markers.... Remember that South Park episode? *Sniff* quality.

Pighead · 06-06-2006 09:25PM

whiskeyman wrote:

shoe polish.
I'd polish my shoes for work every day if I wasnt so damn lazy.
.

I hear you brother. Shoe polish is indeed great. Its one of lifes greatest mysteries why they haven't ever made shoe polish flavoured cakes. I could sniff that stuff for hours. when I was a kid I used to go into all the posh offices in town and crawl around sniffing the gentlemens feet.

Laplandman · 06-06-2006 09:26PM

What a strange coincid, I was thinking about proposing a smells forum. I think smell is the most oppressed sense, probably cos sight and hearing have the monopoly on things. We need an olfactory revolutuion that will shake the body to its very nostrils!

takola · 06-06-2006 09:27PM

I love the smell of freshly cut grass too!

Not sure if it's even a smell but i love when someone comes in out of the cold in winter. It's just a yummy smell!
Hot chocolate. And flowers in spring time!!!! mmm

homah_7ft · 06-06-2006 09:28PM

I love the smell of a room after someone has smoked a pipe but I hate the smell from cigars.

Heyes · 06-06-2006 09:28PM

Freshly cut grass and a turf fire on a clear night.

btw freshly cut grass also APPARENTLY means you like the smell of sex, dunno whether to believe that one or not though lol.

Pighead · 06-06-2006 09:29PM

aidan_walsh wrote:

Such a romantic tale, how you met Mrs. Pighead.

Personally I thought that was quite funny but I know for a fact that Miss Pighead won't see it in quite the same light. In fact I don't think I'd be too far off the mark when I say, She'll fcuking rip your balls out when she finds out you called her Stinky McStinkerson.

All I'll say to you aidan is I really really hope your paths never cross. All Pighead smells here is trouble. Best of luck pal.

humbert · 06-06-2006 09:37PM

some girls just smell great, not perfume just great, I thought I was imagining it with a girlfriend, but then I got the smell from somewhere else and it brought back memories. Sort of remineds me of the book perfume!

Pighead · 07-06-2006 12:25AM

Pighead doesn't like the smell of this thread. IT STINKS!

Tar.Aldarion · 07-06-2006 12:27AM

Freshly cut grass, petrol and
<_<
girls
>_>

Kinetic^ · 07-06-2006 12:27AM

Pighead wrote:

Pighead doesn't like the smell of this thread. IT STINKS!

:rolleyes: Good job pighead, at least you're not afraid to criticise your own creations......dumbass!!!!!!!

Pighead · 07-06-2006 12:30AM

Get outta here Keyser Soze 5(1/10, rubbish username with no obvious reason for the 5). That username of yours is stinking the place out.

Mimikyu · 07-06-2006 12:33AM

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Kinetic^ · 07-06-2006 12:39AM

Pighead wrote:

Get outta here Keyser Soze 5(1/10, rubbish username with no obvious reason for the 5). That username of yours is stinking the place out.

5/10 pighead, very generous of you, thanks.

The only smell that really annoys me is the smell of Pighead's breath because it smells of dog poop from all the crap he talks!!!

Mimikyu · 07-06-2006 12:44AM

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Pighead · 07-06-2006 12:44AM

Keyser Soze 5 wrote:

5/10 pighead, very generous of you, thanks.

The only smell that really annoys me is the smell of Pighead's breath because it smells of dog poop from all the crap he talks!!!

At least Pighead is fortright and honest regarding his smelliness. Keyser Soze 5 is in denial. He tries to hide his stinky posts with flowery words.

Like going into the toilet after someone who has stunk the place out and they've used air freshener to try and hide it. The air freshener just makes it ****ing worse. Mmmm, lavender and shit - no thank you!

Kinetic^ · 07-06-2006 12:46AM

Pighead wrote:

At least Pighead is fortright and honest regarding his smelliness. Keyser Soze 5 is in denial. He tries to hide his stinky posts with flowery words.

:rolleyes: Flowery words, good one Porkknob!!!!!!

Pighead · 07-06-2006 12:50AM

Keyser Soze 5 wrote:

:rolleyes: Flowery words, good one Porkknob!!!!!!

Reported to Moderators for making Pighead cry. Nice one buddy. Smell ya later.

Scraggs · 07-06-2006 12:50AM

Freshly washed sheets, the yeasty smell in bakeries, freshly cut grass and that distinct manly smell

aidan_dunne · 07-06-2006 12:54AM

I love the smell of napalm in the morning!

Oh come on, someone had to say it!

Pighead · 07-06-2006 12:58AM

Scraggs wrote:

Freshly washed sheets, the yeasty smell in bakeries, freshly cut grass and that distinct manly smell

Ah yes the bakery smell. Excellent choice. Used to pass the bakery in Glasnevin every day on the way to work. Often just stopped and sniffed for ages, missing hours of work in the process.

Pighead also loves the smell of gas from a cooker. Mmmmmm. Interesting fact about gas for all you teenagers and kids in their early 20's. The gas isn't smelly.......they just put something smelly in it so people know when it's leaking. Clever eh?

Scraggs · 07-06-2006 01:00AM

Oh and another one Eau de Sugar Factory.. the lovely smell that used to fill the town in season. Ah twas good..only certain people appreciated it though..but alas its gone now:(

Pighead · 07-06-2006 01:04AM

Pighead likes the smell of slightly perfumed suntan lotion. It makes me think of tanned women sunbathing topless on a beach, their nipples glinting with sweat and oily lotion.

Endurance Man · 07-06-2006 01:12AM

Petrol has a cool smell, so does the ocean.

Creamy Goodness · 07-06-2006 01:16AM

all the usuals...

fresh cut grass.
petrol.
markers.

ohh and candyfloss when it's being spun.

Kintarō Hattori · 07-06-2006 01:19AM

Freshly cut grass
One perfume in particular I don't know the name of
Leather - strange, but it smells so nice

And loads more I'm sure that aren't coming to light right at this moment.

Smells

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