Who would win, Ronan Collins vs Marty Whelan

wheres me jumpa · 31-05-2006 07:29PM #1

Im talking a fight to the death here. Ronan Collins looks a vicious man but Marty could be a dark horse, could have some crazy ninja move up his sleeve.

Huggles · 31-05-2006 07:32PM

Nah Ronan would knock martys head off! Ronan the Barbarian LOL

Jello · 31-05-2006 07:40PM

Yeah Collins would kick Marty's ass.

Fanny Cradock · 31-05-2006 08:12PM

collins would have a lot of weight behind any punches. one haymaker and marty could be dead.

that said, whelan's a bit quicker on his feet, and his crazed scientology fanatisism gives him super human streangth and rage. i also believe that his facial hair may also act as some sort of "zone of protection" for any of ronans super punches.

I've got to give it to marty.

Gosh · 31-05-2006 08:17PM

Hopefully they'd both kill each other

Scraggs · 31-05-2006 08:22PM

Marty ftw

fuzzywiggle · 31-05-2006 08:32PM

Ah collins would kick the scratch cards right out of Marty!

tallus · 31-05-2006 08:38PM

HaHa who cares !
I dont know anyone who listens to either of them

Gosh · 31-05-2006 08:39PM

... and then Marty would crush Collins' balls

arbeitsscheuer · 31-05-2006 08:40PM

Gosh wrote:

Hopefully they'd both kill each other

That's exactly what I thought when I saw this thread.

I salute you, good sir.

DoctorEdgeWild · 31-05-2006 08:41PM

I'll go for Marty, I just believe in him.

Ruu_Old · 31-05-2006 08:54PM

Indeed Collins has the weight and could crush poor Marty with a belly flop or something similar, oh thats gotta hurt!

Wertz · 31-05-2006 09:07PM

In a battle to the death, in the result of a draw surely the real winner would be the public listenership at large...

We can but dream...

tallus · 31-05-2006 09:09PM

Wertz wrote:

In a battle to the death, in the result of a draw surely the real winner would be the public listenership at large...

We can but dream...

LOL !

wheres me jumpa · 31-05-2006 09:25PM

Martys moustache apparently has shield like abilities.

iFight · 31-05-2006 10:01PM

wheres me jumpa wrote:

Martys moustache apparently has shield like abilities.

That it does. Id back Marty too

Fanny Cradock · 31-05-2006 10:06PM

wheres me jumpa wrote:

Martys moustache apparently has shield like abilities.

Hey now, didin't I already say that in my poorly spelled post :rolleyes:

Ruu_Old · 31-05-2006 10:24PM

wheres me jumpa wrote:

Martys moustache apparently has shield like abilities.

He could have a weapon hidden under there too

YeAh! · 31-05-2006 10:32PM

I have to agree with the majority here Marty would go down with a fight, but would ultimately be the loser of this great battle. That could be a new TV show: 'Celebrity Deathmatch'.

Scraggs · 31-05-2006 10:39PM

Marty Whelan
-Presented Head2Toe obviously learned some catty bitchfight moves
-Same goes for presenting Rose of Tralee
-Hosts the Eurovision.. foreign moves yet to reach these fair Isles
-Killed the most annoying radioshow in existance [tm] that was The Dick and Tooth Morning Show [I'm sure it had a real name I just dont give a shíte]
-Where in the World... thats all I need to say on the matter
-Starred with minxy Mary Kennedy in Open House. She's been around the block and is bound to have thought him a few tricks
-has access to the Wheel of Fortune and various other props
-Has facial hair

Ronan Collins
-has access to balls
-can sail

Marty ftw
Google knows everything so its gotta be Marty
linkity link

Agamemnon · 31-05-2006 10:57PM

Derek Mooney would have them both, tbh.

Oh SH!T!!! I've just outted him again! Damn you Des Bishop, DAMN YOU TO HELLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wheres me jumpa · 01-06-2006 05:48PM

Scraggs wrote:

Marty Whelan
-Presented Head2Toe obviously learned some catty bitchfight moves
-Same goes for presenting Rose of Tralee
-Hosts the Eurovision.. foreign moves yet to reach these fair Isles
-Killed the most annoying radioshow in existance [tm] that was The Dick and Tooth Morning Show [I'm sure it had a real name I just dont give a shíte]
-Where in the World... thats all I need to say on the matter
-Starred with minxy Mary Kennedy in Open House. She's been around the block and is bound to have thought him a few tricks
-has access to the Wheel of Fortune and various other props
-Has facial hair

Ronan Collins
-has access to balls
-can sail

Marty ftw
Google knows everything so its gotta be Marty
linkity link

Top notch research there Scraggs!

Mr.Nice Guy · 01-06-2006 05:49PM

Um, who is Ronan Collins?

wheres me jumpa · 01-06-2006 06:22PM

Mr.Nice Guy wrote:

Um, who is Ronan Collins?

Blasphemy! Burn him , hes a witch!

Supercell · 01-06-2006 06:29PM

Marty makes me smile in the morning driving in to work....this is a superhuman feat..I am not a morning person.

Therefore Marty has superhuman powers which no-one especially Collins cannot withstand - one blast of Marty In The Morning and Collins will be running crying back to his mammy.

Marty FTW!!

wheres me jumpa · 01-06-2006 06:43PM

Longfield wrote:

Marty makes me smile in the morning driving in to work....this is a superhuman feat..I am not a morning person.

Therefore Marty has superhuman powers which no-one especially Collins cannot withstand - one blast of Marty In The Morning and Collins will be running crying back to his mammy.

Marty FTW!!

His jingles are annoying! start your way the brigher way with marty in the morning, that jingle makes me want to jump out of the car!

Supercell · 01-06-2006 06:47PM

wheres me jumpa wrote:

His jingles are annoying! start your way the brigher way with marty in the morning, that jingle makes me want to jump out of the car!

I love that jingle!!, its so unabashedly daft and totally in Marty character..maybe its an age thing...i just love Marty In the Morning!

wheres me jumpa · 01-06-2006 06:48PM

Longfield wrote:

I love that jingle!!, its so unabashedly daft and totally in Marty character..maybe its an age thing...i just love Marty In the Morning!

Whats the wotsit? You can press me, you can bring me with you....not a centreal locking thingy, not a remote control.

Supercell · 01-06-2006 06:50PM

wheres me jumpa wrote:

Whats the wotsit? You can press me, you can bring me with you....not a centreal locking thingy, not a remote control.

Heheh, so you do listen anyhow!!

Maybe a mobile phone ?? or trousers!, i dunno, cant make my mind up on it.

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