What littlw things pi$$ you off?

People who stand between the wall and the pole for the bus stop - so that you have to squeeze to go past or else go out on the road.

(especially where the footpath is quite narrow)

Also:

Banks (I hate going into them)
New Dart Trains - why the big seats ffs! - why not go for subway style seating - more seats AND standing room available!!!

People who p!$$ on the toilet seat
Matter Hospital A&E
People who snore
People who smell bad because they don't wash
People who laugh too loud
People who lie
People who love themselves
People who spit
People who smoke while I'm eating
People who throw rubbish on the road
People who throw cigarette butts on the road
People who chew with their mouth open
People who talk in the cinema
People who curse a lot
Rain
Wind
Children crying
Noise when I try to fall asleep
PAYE
PRSI
VAT
Migraines
Ads on TV
Losing

People who throw rubbish on the road

good one - and people who throw cigarette butts on the ground - or out the window! Do they not realise that they are littering aswell!!!!

The general crapness of Dublin Bus. How they're very regular when you're in no rush but when you need to be at a place for a certain time they're nowhere to be seen!

Emo kids. 'Nuff said.

people who light a smoke while you're eating. Big problem in college houseing!

bravestarr082 wrote:

people who light a smoke while you're eating. Big problem in college houseing!

Another fantastic one! I'm adding that one too!

OH MY GOD I forgot the most annoying thing!!! People who p!$$ on the toilet seat! How could I forget!? :eek:

People who are more worried about not wanting to change the channel during the ad break in Home and Away than millions of people starving to death.

Also, bad spelling.

Steffano2002 wrote:

People who snore
People who lie
People who chew with their mouth open

These are three of my biggest pet hates.

Most people snore a little from time to time, and a reasonable level of snoring isn't a big deal. But when it goes right through the wall and rattles the windows, then it's a problem. There are few things more infuriating than being kept awake by someone else's snoring (I have several fist-shaped dents in my bedroom wall to testify :eek:)

I've been on the wrong end of a few habitual liars in my time - what makes it worse is when they tell crap that is obviously ridiculous and expect it to be believed. We all have a few unbelieveable stories, but I find that if someone seems to constantly have a tall tale to tell, I mark them off as a waffle machine.

I usually have a long fuse, but the mouth-open-chewing thing is the one thing that will make me see red within seconds. If they're also making lip-smacky noises along with it, it makes me want to smack them in the lips. It's one of the most IGNORANT things someone can do - they even look like a fúcking gormless halfwit doing it. How hard can it possibly be to CLOSE YOUR FECKING MOUTH, JETHRO :mad:

Steffano2002 wrote:

OH MY GOD I forgot the most annoying thing!!! People who p!$$ on the toilet seat! How could I forget!? :eek:

Well, you might find solace in the fact that they clearly have a tiny penis

I'd like to add to the list:

Morons who YELL on their mobiles. It makes me want to explain to them how their voice is carried over distance via microwaves and that the person on the other end can hear them without them needing to shout. It's not two cans and a string FFS.

People who have yet to master the (apparently) difficult pronunciation of the phrases 'please' and 'thank you'. Also, seeing as I work in an internet café and callshop, people who can't even say the words 'phone' or 'computer', preferring instead to do a little phone thing with their hand (with optional accompanying grunt), or a little typing action thing on an invisible keyboard, leaving me to explain that I don't understand sign language.

Another small one that just reminded me of itself as I typed this: people who are unable to hand money to someone behind a counter, preferring instead to dump them on the countertop.

Keedowah wrote:

Those Oxfam / Sightsavers collectors on the street - i am sure there is a term for them - i'd use scum.

Chuggers: Charity Muggers