Cool/funny poem/verses about sex!

Sex Is A Temptation
Caused By A Sensation
When A Man Puts His Dictation
In A Woman's Ventilation
Do You Get My Conversation?
Or Do You Need A Demonstration?

Sky Is Blue
Water Is Wet
I'll Make You Cum
I'll Make You Sweat
Pressed Against My Body
Movin Up And Down
Slowly But Firmly
We Will Move The Ground

Sex Is Evil
Sex Is A Game
One Night Of Passion
Nine Months Of Pain
Baby's A Bastard
Fathers A Git
All Because The Condom Split!

Sex Is Like Math
You Subtract The Clothes
Add The Bed
Divide The Legs
Then Multiply!

Roses Are Red
Grass Is Green
Open Your Legs
And I'll Fill You With Cream

Hickery Dickery Doc
Dis Bytch Was Suckin My Cock
The Clock Struck Two
I Dumped My Goo
And Dumped Her At Da End Of The Block!!!

Sex Is Good
Sex Is Fine
Doggy Style Or 69
Just For Fun
Or Getting Paid
Everyone Likes Getting Laid

Sex Is Evil
Sex Is A Sin
Sins Are Forgiven
So Stick It In!!!