I'm confused

swiss · 11-05-2006 10:55AM #1

Why is 'monosyllabic' such a big word?

singingstranger · 11-05-2006 11:02AM

Why isn't phonetically spelt phonetically?

Why does 'lisp' have an s in it?

Archeron · 11-05-2006 11:32AM

swiss wrote:

Why is 'monosyllabic' such a big word?

same thing applies for abbreviation.

Talliesin · 11-05-2006 01:48PM

But not for abbr

Rhyme · 11-05-2006 04:43PM

Why is the abbreviation for World Wide Web (WWW) longer to say than the full version.

homah_7ft · 11-05-2006 05:09PM

Because it's typed more often than it's spoken.

hullaballoo · 11-05-2006 07:06PM

homah_7ft wrote:

Because it's typed more often than it's spoken.

Getting into the spirit of TCN.

Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

homah_7ft · 11-05-2006 08:30PM

I felt like a change.

biko · 11-05-2006 09:57PM

Why do you say "drink like a fish" when fish don't actually drink the water? Or do they?

11-05-2006 10:08PM

If vegetable oil is made from vegetables, and corn oil from corn- what is baby oil made from?

Rhyme · 12-05-2006 09:15PM

Deleted User wrote:

If vegetable oil is made from vegetables, and corn oil from corn- what is baby oil made from?

Shhh...

singingstranger · 12-05-2006 11:50PM

Why was Larry so happy, and who decided that he was fit for use in a simile?

13-05-2006 09:38PM

Exactly how many roads must a man walk down before he realises he's going in the wrong direction?

Blush_01 · 16-05-2006 12:38AM

What's black and white and lives in a tree?

16-05-2006 11:56AM

Blush_01 wrote:

What's black and white and lives in a tree?

A very confused panda?

kittenkiller · 16-05-2006 01:37PM

Who was the cruel person that christened it 'stammer'?

Alter-Ego · 17-05-2006 11:38AM

Its always the last place you look......well duuuh.

Alter-Ego · 17-05-2006 11:41AM

That wasnt really on topic, i know, but i'm at a loose end.....em looser than a.....eh....a hookers Bra Strap!!

Archeron · 18-05-2006 03:23PM

Rhyme wrote:

Why is the abbreviation for World Wide Web (WWW) longer to say than the full version.

unless you say weh weh weh, which I do. Randomly. At strangers on buses.

amp · 18-05-2006 04:10PM

How many birds in the hand do you need in order to get a bush?

Rhyme · 18-05-2006 04:41PM

Depends on the quality of bird feather and consistency of the bush... oh wait... i see

18-05-2006 04:58PM

Rhyme wrote:

Depends on the quality of bird feather and consistency of the bush... oh wait... i see

Hah.

I'm just going to copy and paste a load of crazythoughts .. mm.. sex.

Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is it when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not adoor?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?

Blush_01 · 21-05-2006 04:58PM

I'm waiting for my laptop battery to die so I can leave the room. Need a dysfunctional alphabet. Any spares?

When did we all get so old? (Go on...)

Amp - just the one will do.

pantar_dubh · 21-05-2006 07:25PM

Tintinnabulation sounds my laptop battery alarm. Find a plug fast!

I'm confused

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