Am I crackers ???

smodgley · 31-03-2006 12:32AM #1

sitting here at 1.30am feeling peckish decided to have some crackers and cheese....then it hit me...has anyone ever opened a packet of crackers ( Jacob's ) or any other make to find that none had been broken.i never have ..i always get at least 5/6 broken.
BTW i know im sad lol;)

nesf · 31-03-2006 12:36AM

It's theoretically possible.

Moved to TCN.

Rb · 31-03-2006 12:42AM

Yes, I get the Jacobs stay fresh packs and I've yet to encounter a broken cracker.

county · 31-03-2006 12:49AM

no,TCN,renamed the dumping ground
oh ye,well done on the none breaking cracker thing;)

nesf · 31-03-2006 12:53AM

county wrote:

no,TCN,renamed the dumping ground
oh ye,well done on the none breaking cracker thing;)

Pfft, and what? Make AH redundant?

Personally I think this thread has excellent comic potential. Then, I am an optimist.

tintinr35 · 31-03-2006 12:56AM

i just opened a new pack there, i always find that the first and last cracker are broken but apart from that usually its all good!!

Sarky · 31-03-2006 01:28AM

I opened a pack of crackers for a friend of mine two years ago.

She's dead now.

Chad ghostal · 11-04-2006 04:46AM

surely a sex change won't solve all your problems, you still won't *be* the cracker*
I have heard scientists in the philipennes are experimenting with re-animating crackers and splicing their genes with small pigs and gerbils.. maybe you could dress up in some Ann Summers? (e.g. nurses uniform/schoolgirls outfit?)

*it's not physically possible to become multiple cracker entities?

homah_7ft · 30-04-2006 07:28PM

I work for Jacob's and my job is break at least one cracker per packet. If you happen to get a pack with all the crackers intact you can just bring them back to the shop and you will be refunded.

Chad ghostal · 30-04-2006 08:59PM

what about my leg... if that's not broken, can i bring that to you?

homah_7ft · 01-05-2006 02:45AM

Chad ghostal wrote:

what about my leg... if that's not broken, can i bring that to you?

It's not only, "can". In fact you must.

Banphrionsa · 01-05-2006 05:03AM

"Crackers"? Sounds like a series on the BBC.

Crimson... · 01-05-2006 05:12AM

yeah i nkow like wat u mean there allways broken and **** like u know oh yeah im abit ****ed had the ****ing best ever time in me life at a techno party oh god yeah **** im doing it again like sarah fone et home like yeah u know she is call her on her cellsphone stop

homah_7ft · 01-05-2006 05:12PM

I'm dizzy. Time to break crackers to relax myself.

Am I crackers ???

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