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Breakfast

  • 25-04-2006 01:53PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭


    Its almost 3.00pm and Im thinking of breakfast. Is this unusual or what. Id murder some white puddings right now.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    you lazy dog,what are you!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    A lazy doglike animal. Thats me. Hungry, hungry, hungry!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 335 ✭✭Banphrionsa


    5 links, 2 scrambled, 3 pcs of toast (wheat), no pudding, dark tea.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Whoever gets that woman is a lucky man


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 335 ✭✭Banphrionsa


    Working boards and stove.:p

    I'm fast, but boards are running slow.


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  • Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 7,808 Mod ✭✭✭✭delly


    Breakfast is good at anytime of the day ;)

    3 bacon, 4 sausages, 2 fried eggs, beans, mushrooms and loads of toast.

    homer_drool.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Ironing as well it seems. Good God. And what a time to do it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 335 ✭✭Banphrionsa


    Cooking, posting, tossing out hair, dressing, etc., etc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    *speaking with mouth full* "Sorry, can I get another pot of tea?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Cooking, posting, tossing out hair, dressing, etc., etc.

    Beware of the multi-tasking female. With all that happening I can see something catching alight.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 335 ✭✭Banphrionsa


    Seconds, anyone?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    And thirds. Hungry. Food. Fat-laden fry fry-up.

    Wheres my orange juice? I usually have one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 335 ✭✭Banphrionsa


    Out of OJ. Out of everything! Except soy, tea, and me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Out of OJ. Out of everything! Except soy, tea, and me.
    Thirds, fourths, fifths, sixths...and even a seventh. Except for the soy. And the tea probably. That leaves...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 335 ✭✭Banphrionsa


    Don't make me laugh with my mouth full!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    The keyboard could get a little soiled if you do that. Along with persons in the immediate vicinity.

    Maybe an eight. One wants to start the day in a healthy fashion.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 335 ✭✭Banphrionsa


    Found some cold Shiraz in the box. The sun is over the yard arm where you are at...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Found some cold Shiraz in the box. The sun is over the yard arm where you are at...

    Now that is surreal. Someone is drinking early. Substitute orange juice for grape I suppose. Makes sense, in a fashion.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 335 ✭✭Banphrionsa


    Always good to have fruit in your diet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Lots of fruit. Can be an aphrodisiac. Strawberries. I do damage to some strawberries right now.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 335 ✭✭Banphrionsa


    I better keep my distance when cooking, as you may mistake my shampoo for something to eat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    It would make one hungry anyway. Very hungry. Strawberries, female and hair, food....yum!


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